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When God created Women, he was working late on the 6th day.
上帝创造女人的时候，第六天一直干到很晚。
An Angel came by and said: 'Why spend so much time on this one?'
一只过路的天使问上帝：“您为何在这件东西上花这么多时间？”
And the Lord answered: 'Have you seen all the specification I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from braised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands.'
上帝答到：“你没看到我为了塑造她，有多少细节需要考虑吗？她必须是可洗的，却不能由塑料做成；她必须有两百个活动部位以便能同时抱起几个孩子；她的拥抱必须能既能治愈青肿的膝，又能抚平受伤的心。而一切的一切，都只需由她的两只手完成。”
The angel was impressed.
天使被震住了。
'Just two hands........Impossible!'
“只要两只手……这怎么可能！”
'And this is the standard model?'
“这个就是你说的标准模型吗？”
'Too much work on today....may be wait until tomorrow to complete her.'
“今天工作量实在太大了吧……或许您可以明天再来完成您的作品啊！”
'I will not.' said the Lord'I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favorites of my heart. She cures herself when she is sick and she can work 18 hours a day.'
“不”，上帝说道，“已经快要完成了，这是我挚爱的一件作品啊。她生病的时候能自我调理，她还能每天工作18个小时。”
The angel came nearer to touch the woman.
天使走近去触摸这个女人。
'But you had made her soft, my Lord.'
“可是上帝，您把她做得太软了吧！”
'She is soft, ' said the Lord, 'but i have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome.'
“她是很柔软”，上帝解释说：“但我也使她有坚强的性格。你很难想象她能承担多大的压力，能克服多少的困难。”
'Can she think?' Angel asked.
“她会思考吗？”天使问道。
The Lord answered, 'Not only she can think, she can reason and negotiate.'
上帝答：“她不仅会思考，还会推理和与人沟通。”
The Angel touched the woman's cheek....
天使碰了碰这个女人的脸颊。
'Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You put too many burdens on her.'
“啊上帝，您的作品好像在漏水！您给她的责任太重了！”
'She is not leaking, it's a tear.' The Lord corrected the Angel.
“这不是漏水。这是她的眼泪。”上帝纠正道。
'What is it for?' asked the Angel.
“眼泪有什么用？”天使不解。
And the Lord said: 'Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubt, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.'
上帝回答说：“有了眼泪，她就可以抒发她的爱与骄傲，就可以释放她的痛苦、疑虑、孤独和痛苦。”
This made a big impression on the angel.
天使着实吃了一惊。
'Lord, you are genius, you thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous.'
“上帝，您真是天才，什么都考虑得很周到。女人果真是个奇迹啊。”
'Indeed she is.'
“没错。”
'Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden, she hold happiness, love and opinion. She smiles when feeling like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.'
“女人有让男人钦佩的力量；她会应对困境、承担重任；她内心有爱、有乐，更有思想；她激动的时候微笑着，想哭的时候歌唱着，幸福的时候哭泣着，害怕的时候放声大笑。”
'She fights for what she is believed in, stand up against injustice. She doesn't take 'no' for an answer when she can see a better solution. She gives herself and so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.'
“她为自己的信仰而奋斗，面对不公正也会挺身而出；只要有更好的解决方案，她绝不用一个“不”字逃避问题；她为家族的繁衍兴旺无私奉献；她担心朋友健康的时候会拉着她们去医院。总之，她的爱是无条件的。”
'She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she heard of a birth or a wedding. Her heart was broken when a next of kin or friends die. But she will find the strength to get on with life.'
“孩子们的成功，会让她流下开心的眼泪；朋友们的出色表现会她会感到由衷高兴；一个婚礼或新的生命会让她喜上眉梢；亲朋好友的去世则会让她心碎欲裂，可是她总能找到生活下去的动力。”
'She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.'
“她知道一个吻，一个拥抱，就可以温暖一颗受伤的心。”
There is only one thing wrong with her,
她只有一个地方出了差错：
SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH.
她忘了自己有多珍贵。
When God created Women, he was working late on the 6th day.
上帝创造女人的时候，第六天一直干到很晚。
An Angel came by and said: 'Why spend so much time on this one?'
一只过路的天使问上帝：“您为何在这件东西上花这么多时间？”
And the Lord answered: 'Have you seen all the specification I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from braised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands.'
上帝答到：“你没看到我为了塑造她，有多少细节需要考虑吗？她必须是可洗的，却不能由塑料做成；她必须有两百个活动部位以便能同时抱起几个孩子；她的拥抱必须能既能治愈青肿的膝，又能抚平受伤的心。而一切的一切，都只需由她的两只手完成。”
The angel was impressed.
天使被震住了。
'Just two hands........Impossible!'
“只要两只手……这怎么可能！”
'And this is the standard model?'
“这个就是你说的标准模型吗？”
'Too much work on today....may be wait until tomorrow to complete her.'
“今天工作量实在太大了吧……或许您可以明天再来完成您的作品啊！”
'I will not.' said the Lord'I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favorites of my heart. She cures herself when she is sick and she can work 18 hours a day.'
“不”，上帝说道，“已经快要完成了，这是我挚爱的一件作品啊。她生病的时候能自我调理，她还能每天工作18个小时。”
The angel came nearer to touch the woman.
天使走近去触摸这个女人。
'But you had made her soft, my Lord.'
“可是上帝，您把她做得太软了吧！”
'She is soft, ' said the Lord, 'but i have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome.'
“她是很柔软”，上帝解释说：“但我也使她有坚强的性格。你很难想象她能承担多大的压力，能克服多少的困难。”
'Can she think?' Angel asked.
“她会思考吗？”天使问道。
The Lord answered, 'Not only she can think, she can reason and negotiate.'
上帝答：“她不仅会思考，还会推理和与人沟通。”
The Angel touched the woman's cheek....
天使碰了碰这个女人的脸颊。
'Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You put too many burdens on her.'
“啊上帝，您的作品好像在漏水！您给她的责任太重了！”
'She is not leaking, it's a tear.' The Lord corrected the Angel.
“这不是漏水。这是她的眼泪。”上帝纠正道。
'What is it for?' asked the Angel.
“眼泪有什么用？”天使不解。
And the Lord said: 'Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubt, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.'
上帝回答说：“有了眼泪，她就可以抒发她的爱与骄傲，就可以释放她的痛苦、疑虑、孤独和痛苦。”
This made a big impression on the angel.
天使着实吃了一惊。
'Lord, you are genius, you thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous.'
“上帝，您真是天才，什么都考虑得很周到。女人果真是个奇迹啊。”
'Indeed she is.'
“没错。”
'Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden, she hold happiness, love and opinion. She smiles when feeling like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.'
“女人有让男人钦佩的力量；她会应对困境、承担重任；她内心有爱、有乐，更有思想；她激动的时候微笑着，想哭的时候歌唱着，幸福的时候哭泣着，害怕的时候放声大笑。”
'She fights for what she is believed in, stand up against injustice. She doesn't take 'no' for an answer when she can see a better solution. She gives herself and so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.'
“她为自己的信仰而奋斗，面对不公正也会挺身而出；只要有更好的解决方案，她绝不用一个“不”字逃避问题；她为家族的繁衍兴旺无私奉献；她担心朋友健康的时候会拉着她们去医院。总之，她的爱是无条件的。”
'She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she heard of a birth or a wedding. Her heart was broken when a next of kin or friends die. But she will find the strength to get on with life.'
“孩子们的成功，会让她流下开心的眼泪；朋友们的出色表现会她会感到由衷高兴；一个婚礼或新的生命会让她喜上眉梢；亲朋好友的去世则会让她心碎欲裂，可是她总能找到生活下去的动力。”
'She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.'
“她知道一个吻，一个拥抱，就可以温暖一颗受伤的心。”
There is only one thing wrong with her,
她只有一个地方出了差错：
SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH.
她忘了自己有多珍贵。
参考资料： 我忘了在哪儿了
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一群事业有成的同学回去看望他们的大学老师，很快他们开始抱怨生活和工作中的压力。
老师去厨房为客人们准备咖啡，回来时端着一大壶咖啡和各式各样的杯子，这些杯子有陶瓷的、塑料的、玻璃的、水晶的，有的普通，有的昂贵，有的精致，老师让大家随意享用。
等每个人都端起一杯咖啡，老师说话了：你们注意到吗：所有好看昂贵的杯子都被用了，剩下那些朴素便宜的杯子。你们都只想要最好的，这很正常，这恰恰是你们的问题和压力所在。杯子不会让咖啡的质量变得更好，很多时候，只是让它变得更贵一些，甚至，有时候，让人忽略了到底我们在喝什么。你们真正想要的其实是咖啡，不是杯子，但你们有意识地去拿那些最好的杯子，随后开始打量其他人手上的杯子。想想吧：生活好比咖啡，工作、金钱和社会地位都只是杯子，只是生活的容器，而我们拥有的杯子既无法定义、也无法改变我们生活的质量。有时，由于我们只关心杯子，我们甚至不能够好好品尝上帝赐予我们的咖啡。
上帝冲泡了咖啡，不是杯子。······享受你们的咖啡吧。
最快乐的人们并不是因为他们拥有最好的一切，他们只是把一切当成最好。
简单地活着。仁慈地爱着。深深地关心着。友善地说话。
其他的，就留给上帝吧。
God's Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation
soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking,
some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up,
leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your
problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In
most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you
consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing
each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define,
nor change the quality of Life we live.
Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups.......... Enjoy your coffee!
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just
make the best of everything."
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
一群事业有成的同学回去看望他们的大学老师，很快他们开始抱怨生活和工作中的压力。
老师去厨房为客人们准备咖啡，回来时端着一大壶咖啡和各式各样的杯子，这些杯子有陶瓷的、塑料的、玻璃的、水晶的，有的普通，有的昂贵，有的精致，老师让大家随意享用。
等每个人都端起一杯咖啡，老师说话了：你们注意到吗：所有好看昂贵的杯子都被用了，剩下那些朴素便宜的杯子。你们都只想要最好的，这很正常，这恰恰是你们的问题和压力所在。杯子不会让咖啡的质量变得更好，很多时候，只是让它变得更贵一些，甚至，有时候，让人忽略了到底我们在喝什么。你们真正想要的其实是咖啡，不是杯子，但你们有意识地去拿那些最好的杯子，随后开始打量其他人手上的杯子。想想吧：生活好比咖啡，工作、金钱和社会地位都只是杯子，只是生活的容器，而我们拥有的杯子既无法定义、也无法改变我们生活的质量。有时，由于我们只关心杯子，我们甚至不能够好好品尝上帝赐予我们的咖啡。
上帝冲泡了咖啡，不是杯子。······享受你们的咖啡吧。
最快乐的人们并不是因为他们拥有最好的一切，他们只是把一切当成最好。
简单地活着。仁慈地爱着。深深地关心着。友善地说话。
其他的，就留给上帝吧。
God's Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation
soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking,
some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up,
leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your
problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In
most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you
consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing
each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define,
nor change the quality of Life we live.
Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups.......... Enjoy your coffee!
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just
make the best of everything."
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
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