歌词 ：
哦，卖洋芋。哦，卖大米，卖豆皮，卖耗儿鱼，卖四季豆，卖洋芋，豆是土豆。哦，卖芋儿，每斤一块，要卖就来，不来，豆爬开，老子还要，打金花。Oh, they sell potatoes. Oh, rice, soybean skin, rat fish, kidney beans, potatoes, potatoes. Oh, sell taro, one piece per catty. If you want to sell it, you can come. If you don't, the beans will crawl away. Lao Tzu also wants to play golden flowers
”老板，洋芋啷个卖？””5块钱斤。””啥子也？5块？你啷个不切抢哦？””不错，老子正是抢！把钱拿出来！！””还敢抢老子！给你崽儿说！老娘跆拳道9段！”” Boss, how about selling potatoes? Five yuan a kilo." What? 5 pieces? You don't scramble for it?"" Yes, Lao Tzu is robbing! Take out the money!"" Dare to rob Lao Tzu! Say it to your baby! Lao Niang Taekwondo 9!
哦，好造孽，菜摊都洗白，龟儿婆娘，心肝嘿黑，一定子，打得老子吐血，哦，我再卖，莴笋干干，还有豌豆颠颠，卖完，豆收摊，老子还要，进医院。Oh, good crime, vegetable stalls are white, mother-in-law turtles, heart-liver hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, surely son, beat Lao Tzu vomiting blood, oh, I sell again, lettuce dried, and peas ups and downs, sold out, bean stall, Lao Tzu also, into the hospital.
”老板，莴笋颠啷个卖？””5角钱一斤．””啥子也？你连老子，菜市场一霸都认不到啊？还敢收老子的钱！二回把眼睛睁大点！龟儿哈批！” Boss, do you sell lettuce? Fifty cents a kilo. "What's that?" You can't even recognize Lao Tzu, the dominant vegetable market? Dare to collect Lao Tzu's money! Open your eyes twice! Tortoise criticism!"
哦，我卖，我再卖。Oh, I'll sell it. I'll sell it again.
”不准卖！你娃涉嫌和多起单挑案件有关，现在我要逮捕你24小时。你有权不切拉屎，但是你所拉的每一坨都将成为呈堂正供。”” No sale! Your baby is suspected of being involved in many single-handed cases. Now I have to arrest you for 24 hours. You have the right not to shit, but every tuck you pull will be a confession.
扩展资料：
卖洋芋改编的那首歌的原版为Unchained melody （奔放的旋律），这首歌是Righteous Brothers(正义兄弟) 的经典作品，也是电影《人鬼情未了》里面的主题曲。
女：老板！洋芋啷个卖?
回答：五块钱一斤!
女：撒子也？五块！？你啷个不切抢哦！
回答：不得错！老子正是抢（掏出水果刀）钱拿来！（女子冲上前来把老板痛打一顿）
女：还敢抢老子？给你鬼崽儿说！老娘跆拳道九段！我靠！（对老板眼睛踢一脚，踢成熊猫眼）
（老板匍匐前进）哦～好照孽！菜摊都洗白！鬼婆娘心肝儿嘿黑！一锭子！打达我吐血哦！（站起来）我再卖！莴笋根根儿！还有豌豆颠颠儿！卖完！豆收摊儿！老子还要！进医院～
恶霸：老板！莴笋根根儿啷个卖？
回答：五角钱一斤！
恶霸：撒子也？你连老子菜市场一霸都认不倒索？还敢收老子的钱!？（冲上前把老板痛揍一番）
（老板趴在地上缓缓移动）哦～我卖！我再卖！
警察：不许卖！你娃多次嫌涉和挑起单挑事件有关！我要逮捕你24个小时！你有权不切拉屎！但是你所拉的每一驼都将成为呈堂正供！（警车声：WER O WER O~）
卖四季豆儿~卖洋芋儿~豆是土豆儿~~
哦~卖芋儿~每斤一块~
要来就来~~不来~~斗爬开~~
老子恩还要~~打金花儿~~
问：“老板儿，洋芋儿浪个买？”
答：“五块儿钱斤！”
问：“啥子吔？五块？你浪个不切抢哦？”
答：“不错，老子正是抢！！把钱拿出来！！”
扁人声（注：老板儿挨锤~~）
答：“还敢抢老子？给你崽儿说……”
“老娘跆拳道九段儿！我靠！！”（踢人~离开~）
唱：哦~~好造孽~~菜摊儿都洗白~~
龟儿婆娘心肝儿嘿黑~~一锭子~~
打得老子恩吐血~~（老板儿吐血中~）
哦~~我再卖~莴笋竿竿儿~
还有豌豆颠颠儿~卖完~斗收摊儿~~
老子恩还要~~进医院~~（老板儿狼狈状~）
问：“老板儿，莴笋颠儿浪个卖？”
答：“五……五角钱斤！”
答：“啥子安？你连老子恩菜市场一霸都认不到哇…”
“还敢收老子恩的钱！！”
扁人声（注：老板儿二度挨锤~）
说：“二回把眼睛睁大点儿~~龟儿HP~”（离开）
唱：哦~~我卖~~我再卖~~（二度吐血ING）
警察：“不准卖！你娃涉嫌和多起单挑案件有关…”
“现在我要逮捕你二十四个小时……”
“你有权不切拉屎，但是你所拉的每一坨…”
“都将成为呈堂证供~~”
警车声~~（老板儿被警车拖走~~）
