Question

关于梦想的搞笑英文演讲

不用整篇的演讲稿，就要些搞笑的创意，幽默的段子，关于梦想的

Answer 1

Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前滑升世答应了实现我一个梦想。我说我要世笑丛界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你信肢还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

追问

Great!Anything else?

追答

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.
农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生，“你为何要选择这个职业？”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元，就像我父亲一样。”这个学生回答说。 “你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元？”主任惊诧地问道。
“没有，”这位申请人回答道，“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”

追问

不一定全要故事吧，总之演讲用，幽默点的段子，有创意点的

追答

要演讲，说点好的笑小故事，可以提升演讲的层次和水平，这就要看你如何运用了。

Answer 2

When I was a little boy ,my mother tell me will be a star . Now I grow up , I find my mother is a prophet.