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中英翻译，我学俄语的，英语老师让我参加个比赛，但是我英语都忘完了…………拜托了各位大师啊

这就是我自己编的，但是是中文，希望英语强人可以帮我翻译一下，你们要是需要俄语翻译我可以帮你们，英语真的都忘了啊，学混了，我在俄罗斯所以帮忙翻译尽量有趣一些，我要让英语老师知道中国人很厉害的 虽然不是我厉害………… 谢谢了 各位大神
题目： 在俄罗斯有趣的一件事
有一天我在海边散步，看到一个俄罗斯的美女，高挑的身材，长长的头发，徐徐的海风吹动着她的长裙，她笑靥如花，在温暖的阳光下犹如一朵春天的花朵，不，她比花朵还要娇嫩。远方蔚蓝色的海洋映衬着她白皙的皮肤，她犹如一颗夜晚璀璨的明星，那样耀眼，让人难以从她身上移开目光，听啊，似乎海鸥也为她歌唱，我想她应该是海里的美人鱼，让人一见倾心，我告诉自己要抓住这次机会，要鼓起勇气和她认识一下

我走到她的面前，她微笑着望着我，仿佛全世界都停止了运转，那一刻是那么美好。她似乎懂得我的意图，她张望着远方，似乎很不安的在等待什么，我在想她是不是在等我开口。
我用着很烂的俄语跟她打招呼问到她：“你叫什么名字，你一个人吗？”我很是紧张的等待她的回答。她含羞一笑并没有说话。我在想是不是我俄语说的不好，她听不懂。我又用英语问了她而且更加大胆：“你叫什么名字，你很漂亮，可以跟你认识一下吗？”她听到后，脸颊泛红，更加不安的看着远方并且手里在比划着什么。我很是不解，难道我英语发音那么烂，他也听不懂。难道她会懂中文，我又用中文问了她一下：“你好，美女，你来自哪？她笑得更开心，只是目光还是在远方，并且显现出一种迫不及待的感觉，笑的更加甜美并且挥动手臂。我在想难道她要拥抱我，我反而更加紧张，暗自对自己说，俄罗斯真是个神奇而又美丽的国家。当我满心欢喜的期待她的友好拥抱又或者是握手时，我感觉后面有人拍了我一下，我转过身看到一个男子，用着不解的眼神看着我，并用手势示意我站到一边。然后我一脸茫然，看着他。忽然他和这个美女开始激烈的亲吻拥抱，然后他俩始手舞足蹈的比划着。他们竟然没有一句话，就这样交流着。我忽然明白，他俩是恋人啊，还有一个严峻的问题，他俩是个哑巴啊，他们在用手语交流啊，那美女一直在等他，我才明白她的手势意思是：你闪开，我挡着我视线了，我在和我男朋友交流那………………
不过最后他们还是微笑的跟我握手，用手势说再见。我望着大海，看着夕阳，他们远去的背影，不禁感叹，干嘛学俄语，应该学手语，后悔啊

Answer 1

【翻译】
Title: the interesting thing in Russia
One day I take a walk along the beach, see a Russian beauty, tall figure, long hair, slowly sea breeze blowing her long skirt, she henceforth, in the warm sunshine is like a spring flower, no, she is more delicate than flowers. Distant blue ocean against the pale skin of her, she is like a bright star night, so dazzling, let a person hard to looking away from her, to listen to ah, seems to be the seagulls singing for her, I think she is supposed to be the mermaid in the sea, let a person see admire, I told myself must seize this opportunity, to summon the courage to meet with her
I walked to the front of her, she looked at me with a smile, as if the whole world stops running, that moment is so beautiful. She seems to understand my intentions, she looked the distance, seemed very nervous waiting for what, I wonder if she is waiting for me to speak.
I use the bad Russian greet her asked her: "what is your name, you a person?" I was nervous waiting for her answer. Her shy smile and said nothing. I wonder whether my Russian is bad, she didn't understand. I asked her and more bold in English: "what is your name, you are very beautiful, can meet with you?" After she heard, cheek red, more uncomfortable looking at the distance and in her hands. I was confused, didn't I English so bad, he also didn't understand. Does she can understand Chinese, and I asked her in Chinese: "hi, beauty, where are you from? She laugh more happy, just eyes in the distance, and show a feeling of can't wait, to laugh more sweet and sweep of his arm. I wonder does she want to hug me, I am more nervous, secretly said to himself, Russia is such a magic and beautiful country. When I was filled with joyful anticipation of her a friendly hug or a handshake, I feel someone took me back, I turned around and saw a man, with a puzzled look at me, with gestures I stand to one side. And then, I a face of vacant, looked at him. Suddenly, he and the beauty began to intense kiss embrace, and then they start gesticulating with dancing. They didn't word, communicate with, just like that. I suddenly understand, they are lovers ah, there is a serious problem, they were dumb, they're using sign language, the beauty has been waiting for him, I didn't understand her gesture means: you aside, I my sight, I and my boyfriend communication that..................
But finally they still smile to shake my hand, using his hands to say goodbye. I looked at the sea, watching the sunset, they are far of figure, can not help but sigh, why learn Russian, must learn sign language, regret ah
我们中国人本来就很厉害，别让他们小瞧了！支持

Answer 2

One day I walk along the beach to see the beauty of a Russian tall figure, long hair, sailed the sea breeze blowing her dress, she smiled and talked, like a spring flowers in the warm sunshine, No, she is even more delicate than the flowers. The distant blue sea against the background of her white skin, she is like a bright star at night, as bright and hard to look away from her, listen to, ah, it seems gulls sing for her, I think she should be the sea mermaid, people at first sight, I told myself to seize this opportunity, to the courage and she knew I went to the front of her, she smiled and looked at me, as if the whole world stopped running, moment is so beautiful. She seemed to understand my intention, in her stare, seemed uneasy waiting for something, I think she is not waiting for me to speak. I use sucks Russian greet her asked her: "What's your name, you are a person do?" I was very nervous waiting for her answer. Her shy smile and did not speak. I think my Russian is not that bad, she did not understand. I asked in English if she and bolder: "What's your name, you're beautiful, you know about it?" She heard, cheeks flushed, the more uneasy at the distant and hands in gestures what. I am puzzled, Is my English pronunciation is so bad, he could not understand. Does she understand Chinese, Chinese, I asked her: "Hello, beautiful, you're from where? Her more happy smile, just look in the distance, and show a sense of can not wait to laugh more sweet and waving his arms I was thinking Does she want to hug me, I was even more nervous, secretly said to myself, Russia is a magical and beautiful country when I am full of joy to look forward to her friendly hug or handshake, feeling behind someone shoot me, I turned to see a man looked at me with a puzzled look, and motioned me to stand aside. then I am bewildered, looked at him and suddenly he and beauty Start a fierce kiss hug, and then the two of them start dancing gestures. they there is not even a word, and thus communicate with I suddenly understood, the two lovers, there is a serious problem, They are dumb, they to communicate in sign language, ah, that beauty has been waiting for him, I came to understand her gestures mean is: Do you get out of the way, I am blocking my sight, I and my boyfriend exchanges .................. but in the end they still smiling shook my hand with a gesture to say goodbye, I looked at the sea, watching the sunset, they back away, can not help but sigh, why learn Russian, you should learn sign language, regret ah

Answer 3

情节如果是真实的，还真的挺有意思。