Question

小品《装修》的英文台词

有黄大锤

Answer 1

On 巩汉林: (holding) hey! Bucket. Dear audience friends, Chinese New Year!Gong: ouch! The year of the rooster refashion I bought bridal chamber, I bought bridal chamber decorates busy. Decorate programs are same, every family first hit the wall! (walked to the door) oh, my new house arrived, wait decorate rightness ah finished asked you to come. (down the bucket. Take out key) has a look, bridal chamber door is beautiful! (opens door) alas!, you see this, you see this door locks, (hard) you see... You see... You... (shows the key) oh, now the guard against theft, quality not bad, the key of the house all tong don't open! (called) yellow sledgehammer!HuangHong: (on) ah, I to cough up! The east wind, drum beating, decorate inseparable from yellow sledgehammer. Smashed the hit that, let me hit who I hit who. (called) elder brother!Gong: alas.Huang: hit who?Gong: smashed the door!Huang: hit... ? (doubt) eldest brother, quite good doors smashed without regret?Gong: ouch, anyway decorated houses are to change the door.Huang: why must change the door?Gong: you thought: I want you to decorate, the key I will deliver to you?Huang: HMM.Gong: you take these keys come here everyday?Huang: that we come!Gong: one or two months you walk along the leg! Such a house decorate good while our house nobody time, you might come on!Huang: you this what meaning you this is?Gong: ouch, how do you still not understand? Suggests there, change the door is not to prevent thieves, basically be to prevent you decorate.Huang: how can you be so talk? Huh? (the blows of hammer, deterrence form) decorate insult personality? Also prevent decorate? Really want into the door I also with key?Gong: (fear) you, you, you...Huang: (smashed the door) still use my key, please? It came in? Also spoke about it to me.(HuangJin door. Gong picked up the bucket, tailgate).Gong: (fear) sorry ah...Huang: didn't you so talk is the key!Gong: oh no, you see so good: this are down to my gift to you.Huang: I'm sorry, we don't need is the most rural burglary-resisting door.Gong: why?Huang: every household dogs. Not with you blow, I there a good dog is equal to you here five security...Gong:? !Huang: hand truncheons.Gong: alas, scared me!(yellow, gong gong down pot comes into the room.)Gong: look at our new house?Huang: it is quite capacious.Gong: oops! The past can't yet. In the past I live in only four metres apart! Winter air leakage, summer leak rain, three people live in a bed, the boy always went among crowded. Evening with the wife want to affectionate, conditions don't allow. (shily) ha ha ha!Huang: (laughs) about it? You look at this ShenTiao (refers to gong), will know that used to live out quite narrow!Gong: (angrily) hi! You mean I this figure is clip out?Huang: relational.the! You live with our rural house raise animals alike!Gong: huh?Huang: tent small not long height, with small not ChangBiao circle. Now the house is live is big, the children all than parents high!Gong: nonsense!Huang: what nonsense shout?Gong: sub-height with house discretion it doesn't matter.Huang: how can he do that?Gong: that I ask you!Huang: you said.Gong: yao's stature high?Huang: high.Gong: and they house have relationship?Huang: online said: basketball player yao Ming house in the home not ceiling, Sketch star pan Yangtze river home house is like water. You see the child suppress into what kind?Gong: (laughs) ha ha ha! You can have a good sense of humour! (reviving the pot cover)Huang: I find you more interesting.Gong: what's wrong?Huang: you say to buy barrel paint using himself go to?Gong: that certainly! Decorated well, is must carry forward the "four afraid" of the spirit.Huang: "four not afraid"?Gong: trouble, do not be afraid of output, not afraid rework, not afraid angry. In order to resolve the, prevent he gave you cheat, is buying a tiny screws, I have to dozen go yourself, cheap!Huang: how much money a screw?Gong: (seriously) a hair a!Huang: DaDeFei?Gong: 77 ah!Huang: (to the audience) the head in our rural is to make the donkey to play! (to gong) I tell you, as you say so, has "the four basic result".Gong: what?Huang: that is home for the basic make light, the body basic make injury, life basic jumble, couples basic make recently.Gong: gee, sympathetically! (shake)Huang: rightness!Gong: ever since I started ah, my wife decorate is every day and I be difficult with sb. During the day, with your coolie noisy, Evening, tell me the husband noisy!Huang: that you have to clear, the day the eldest sister-in-law husband was coolie housework, late millions of can't take our coolie when the husband bossed shout!Gong: I see... (let go. Angrily) you take advantage of me?Huang: we don't work overtime tonight?Gong: it's a nuisance! (to one side wall) come to see! I am ready to be in this place pack a 56 inches over-head projectors, this distance just a little bit closer.Huang: is a little closer.Gong: put this wall... (on the wall marking) punch!Huang: the eldest brother, no problem! Not just this wall! (near wall) can't say... (watch behind walls) elder brother, this wall cannot hit ah.Gong: why?Huang: this is behind the toilet!Gong: toilet