Question

请帮我翻译剧本的一部分，英语喜剧话剧。（翻译出幽默感）

1.在一个阳光明媚的早上，一个安静的教室里睡倒一群学生。此时、老师来了，众人抬起头往老师那儿看，随后，所有人继续睡。
2.此时班长气喘吁吁的出现在教室门口
3你还这么年轻就会失眠，你怎么了，是不是寂寞了？
4.不，是因为想到明天是你的课，所以我的心久久不能平静。
5.为什么，是不是觉得我的课很有趣。
6.我在想上你的课要不要睡觉。
7.orient never fail来到教室门口，用很温柔的声音对着老师说。
8.请进！听着，以后不要跟我套近乎，你迟到很久了。好孩子，说说你为什么迟到吧。
9.昨晚我和室友在谈论暑假计划，之后我又躺在床上想着暑假去哪里旅行，一直想、一直想。。
10.如果我这样做的话，我敢保证整个晚上我都会睡不着。
11.太不像话了，monitor，把他解决掉。
12.你自己看着办，只要能把他弄醒就行了。
13.我们一起去把他叫醒,我们用什么办法把他叫醒？
14.不是说以后不断网了吗
15.看你这模样，昨晚玩游戏很晚吧。
16.没有，凌晨两点的时候电脑就没电了，我的游戏还没存档呢。
17.刚刚我说什么了，如果听到了那一定是幻觉，是幻觉。
18.不要再掩饰了，敢作敢当，你要记住，你是男人。
19.好的，昨晚我是真的失眠了，因为我玩了四个小时的游戏没有保存，因此，我又要重新玩过一遍了。
20.此时送外卖的出现在门口。
21.我没有叫外卖啊，你们有吗？
22.你走错了吧，教室是不允许带早餐进来的。
23.肯定没错，外卖就是送到这的。因为叫外卖的人说过，会遇见一位很凶的老师。看见你之后，我敢肯定，就是这里。
24.你们到底谁叫了外卖，快点带着你的外卖有多远走多远。
25.看吧！我不是那位很凶的老师
26.我就说我不会走错，这位老师一看就知道不好惹。
27.老实说，你为什么这么晚来，居然还把早餐带来了，太不像话了。
28.又是失眠，该不会想着嫁人了吧。
29.不是啦，我是在想我该怎样摆脱单身。昨天看见一位很帅的男生牵着一女生的手，那位女生都没我漂亮，可我却还是单身。这什么世道，太不公平了。
30.也许是你的存在感太强。
31.no group up鬼鬼祟祟的站在门口，乘机避开老师的视线，偷偷走进来，并回到自己的座位。
32.昨晚八点钟，我正在和高中同学聊天。但是眼睛睁不开，想睡觉。为了让自己精神点，我喝了3杯咖啡。然后，知道凌晨四点我才入睡。
33.哇！真的难以置信，一天只睡四小时，但是我很佩服你。不过你可以在教室接着睡。
34.生活的压力，学习的压力，令我们难以呼吸。虽然我们无法改变现状，但是我们因此得到成长。致我们终将逝去的青春、不留遗憾。

Answer 1

很好的尝试, 但从汉语文字表现的场景,对话顺序和逻辑来看,还有很多问题. 不知道你是否可以修改. 可能我未能明白你想象的幽默, 恐怕和我一样的人还有.

1. On a sunny morning, a group of students are sleeping in the classroom. When their teacher comes in, everyone has just a quick look at the teacher and then goes back to sleep.
2. Here comes their class monitor, he is almost out of breath when he appears at the door of the classroom.
3. What is wrong? Insomnia? you are still so young, what happened, are you lonely?
4. No, because your classes tomorrow, so my heart can't be calm down.
5. Why? do you think I'm funny?
6. I was thinking whether I sleep or not during your class.
7.Orient-never-fail came to the door of the classroom, with a very gentle voice said to the teacher.
8. Please come in!Listen, don't try to make friend with me, you're late for such a long time, my good boy, tell me why you were late.
9. Last night my roommate and I were talking about summer vacation plans,
then I was thinking in bed about summer vacation and where to travel. I could not stop thinking, couldn't........
10. If I did so, I would not sleep at all during the whole night.
11. What a nonsense! monitor, take him out.
12. As you can see for yourself, if you can wake him up.

13. we went to wake him up, we wake him, by what means?
14. do not have continued after NET
15. the see you like this, play the game very late last night.
16. No, at two o'clock in the morning when the computer is dead, my game is not archived yet.
17. just what I said, if you hear that must have been an illusion, an illusion.
18. do not gloss over, however, you have to remember, you're a man.
19.
Yes, I really lose sleep last night, because I played a four-hour games
have not been saved, so I'm going to play over again.
20. delivery boy shows up at the door at this time.
21. I did not call out, do you have it?
22. you're going the wrong way, and were not allowed to bring breakfast in the classroom.
23. Yes, takeout is sent here.Because the takeout person said, would meet a tough teacher.After seeing you, I'm sure, this is the place.
24. who you call out, come take your takeout far far.
25. look!I'm not a mean teacher
26. I said I'm not going to get it wrong, the teacher knew well.
27. to be honest, why are you so late, also brought breakfast, too outrageous.
28. and insomnia, which does not want to marry it.
29. No, I was thinking, how do I get rid of a single.Yesterday saw a very handsome boys hold a girl's hand, the girls, I beautiful, but I'm still single.What in the world, so unfair.
30. may your presence is too strong.
Standing
in the doorway of the 31.no group sneak up, the opportunity to avoid
the teacher's eyes, secretly entered, and returned to his seat.
32. I was talking with high school classmates.But the eyes open, trying to sleep.The spirit in order to, I drank 3 cups of coffee.Then, knew until four o'clock in the morning, I go to sleep.
33. wow!Really incredible, four hours of sleep a day, but I admire you.But you can sleep in the classrooms.
34. the pressures of life, study pressure, made it difficult for us to breathe.While we cannot change the situation, but we are growing.We will flow caused by youth, no regrets.

Answer 2

就算是50分都不一定有人帮你翻译那么长的，何况是5分，还要有幽默感···
建议最好是分成几段提问，不然回答者压力山大！

话说这语言都是生活化的，何不自己试试

Answer 3

生命的宽度就在于
走在路上，看见一个老人摔倒，所有人都上去扶她,让她一时不知道该讹谁