Question

急求！英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）

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Answer 1

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking.。

Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like? 

欢迎来到我们的周日电视节目。和往常一样，我先自我介绍一下。我是凯文。我最喜欢的电视明星是凯文。是我。我只是开玩笑。

现在，让我们开始我们的电视节目。今天我们来谈谈人们的娱乐。约翰，你喜欢什么类型的电影？

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star. 

嗯，我最喜欢喜剧。我最喜欢的喜剧是憨豆先生。罗温·艾金森是我最喜欢的电影明星。

A: How about you, C?

甲:你呢，丙？

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D? 

我最喜欢科幻电影。我认为科学非常有用。我也喜欢科幻电影。你喜欢吗，D？

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny. 

D:恩，我更喜欢动画片。他们很有趣。

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

乙:网球。我能弹得很好。而费德勒是我最喜欢的运动员。他是一名伟大的运动员。他获得了许多冠军。

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby. 

我是一名排球爱好者。

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

打排球是我的爱好。

C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting. 

我也喜欢排球。我们晚些时候去游行好吗，C？

A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

我们今天的特别电视节目到此结束。再见！祝您愉快！

情景对话介绍：

情景会话主要考查考生对日常生活中经常运用的交流语言及其应答的掌握情况，内容包括问候、介绍、打电话，感谢、问路、祝贺、道歉、应允、赞成、谈论天气、购物等等。

在情景会话中，应注意以下几个方面：

1、切忌以汉语的思维和表达方式代替外语的习惯表达，忽视中外文化差异。

2、切忌脱离语境，不注意语境的限定，生搬硬套语法规则。

Answer 2

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
Are you crazy? yelled the customer with your hand on my steak?
What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
Waiter: Tea or coffee gentlemen?
I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.

Answer 3

Topic: the academy life Judih: Hi,Cys,Angy, long time no see! How are you? C: Hi , Judy.How are you? Yes, It's really long time since we met last time on the " Farewell Party" of our senior high school. A: Yes, Judy, you look so different now..en..i have to say you look gorgeous! J: Ha ha! Thanks my friends. How's everything going in your univercities, by the way? C: Well! Neither too bad nor too good! You know the academy life is just like that ,from classroom to library everyday, nothing special. I am a little bit bored of it! I wish i could be out of city town to enjoy the Fresh air in the countryside. A: But my academy life is so fantastic. I have read a lot of famous works in library ,seems it's not enough to have only 24 hours per day. I love it, everyday is so rich and colorful. Hey , just to imagine what we will be after graduation makes me so excited and spunky. What about you Judy? J: Me? oh , wonderful! I joined many communities in my University, and quite lot of outdoor experiences have made me amounts of friends , it also helps me prepare myself for the fierce competition before I get into the real market. C: oh Judy , I envy you,i wish i could be with you do some out-door exercises. A: Judy , yeah! You remind me something maybe I should register some community in my University but not only with my "Shakespeare"! J: oh Come on, girls! Everyone can make the academy life special and unforgettable, the problem is in which way you choose to live your academy life! My friends, good luck and best wishes to all of your families, will see you around! A & C: you too, my dear sis! see you later! DIALOGUE 1 A： Why is it that some people are always buying beyond their means? I mean, they do not make that much and spend half of their incomes on designer clothes as such. B: My theory is that insecure people need to wear famous brand clothing to feel good. C: Yes! They want people to know that they are good enough to afford the best. A: Well, I don't agree that name brands are just for the insecure. I mean, I like my designer clothes too. I do think designer shoes are more comfortable. C: So, you buy designer shoes for comfort? How about those ridiculous designer sweaters that have holes in them and shoes that have 2.5cm heels? B: Hah~! And those funny hats! You surely aren't saying that these things are functional. A: i disagree. Most designer and brand-name items are actually not useless. What you see on the catwalks are just the extremes. What you find in the stores is more functional. B: And not much less expensive! So don't tell me that you're into designer stuff. A: Like I said, some things are worth spending the money on, like stylish but comfortable shoes. But I wouldn't get designer underwear, for example. I mean, for one pair of brand-name underwear, Ican buy 10 pairs of sturdy cotton underwear at the market and just throw them into the wash and not be heartbroken if they change color. But I'd buy a brand-name washing machine because I believe they work longer. DIALOGUE 2 A: Hey, that's a beautiful bag you've got! Is it genuine Louis Vuitton? B: No, are you kidding? I can't afford the real thing. It's a fake that I got at a street market on the cheap. C: But don't you feel bad supporting pirates? I mean pirated stuff undercuts companies which produce the real things. B: So should we all drive Ferraris? There are those who can afford to and those who can't. Those who can't buy a cheaper sports car and paint it Ferrari-red. Pirated stuff is for those too poor to afford the real thing. C: I think it is illegal. B: What? Illegal to want to look good? A: No, illegal to own, sell and above all, manufacture fakes. It's like copyright - if you author a book, you don't want someone else to print and sell it for their own profits, do you? B: I see what you mean about books, but if I write a novel, I hope it's read by as many people as possible so I price it so that it's accessible to the most. But designer luxury items are priced beyond most people's means - they are not intended for the general public but for the elite few. And that's why I don't care about supporting pirated luxury items. C: What aoubt pirated textbooks? A photocopy of the original at a tenth of the price? Would you buy that? Furthermore, what about music? I mean CDs and the like? 希望令你满意！ B: Um, I guess you're right there. It's not fair to exploit the work of other authors and producers. But I still wish they wouldn't price their products so high

麻烦采纳，谢谢!

Answer 4

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 　　老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？ 　　我说：“我不知道” 　　老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 　　我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 　　老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@％!#$^&％#$％@$％@#$％!^％^!^％$^#&..(一顿爆揍) 　　老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。 　　我说：是“我知道“ 　　老妈：知道就快说。 　　我说：就是“我知道“ 　　老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？ 　　我说：就是我知道呀！ 　　老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$％^@$#!％$@^％#*$^^^##$％(又一顿爆揍) 　　老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.“是什么意思？ 　　我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧 　　　这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“ 　　我:“我很烦,别烦我“ 　　老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁) 　　老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 　　我说:“我没听清,再说一次“ 　　老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“ 　　“我没听清,再说一次“ 　　结果被扁 　　老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“ 　　我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁) 　　老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’ 　　我说:“查字典“ 　　“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁) 　　老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 　　我说:“你最好问别人“ 　　“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“ 　　“啊!god save me !“ “上帝救救我吧!” 　　“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁) 　　我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“ 　　我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“ 　　“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手 　　我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” 　　“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”