Question

要一篇英语故事 或 英语演讲 或 英语笑话，大约两三分钟左右的

Answer 1

我理想的工作 My Ideal Work I want to set up a flower shop. It’s my ideal work. I think flower is the most beautiful gifts given by nature. And flower is a good way to express one’s affection. Nowadays, sending flowers is more and more popular, to parents, friends, teachers and spouse. So I think this business must be good. Moreover, I like flowers very much and I am familiar various flowers. I will choose different flowers for different people or preference. The most important is that I want to transmit love and happiness by flowers.
我想开一家花店，这就是我理想的工作。我认为鲜花是大自然送给人类最美的礼物，鲜花也是表达感情的一种很好的方式。现如今，送花越来越受到大众的欢迎，送父母，送朋友，送师长，送爱人等等。所以，我想这生意肯定很好。此外，我很喜欢鲜花，我熟悉各种鲜花，我会根据不同的人和不同的喜好来为客人选择不同的鲜花。最重要的是，我想通过鲜花传递爱和幸福

Answer 2

H o n e s t y
A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．．
Man：What's the problem，officer？
Officer：You were going at least 75in a 55zone．
Man：No，sir，I was going 65．
Wife：Oh，Harry．You were going 80．（Man gives his wife a dirty look．）
Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight．
Man：Broken taillight？I didn't know about a broken taillight。
Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks．（Man gives his wife another dirty look．）
Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt．
Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car．
Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt．
Man：Shut your dang mouth。
Officer：（Turns to the woman）：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time？
Wife：No，only when he's drunk．
诚 实
警官让一位驾车的男士停下车。随后出现如下的对话：
男士：警官，有什么问题？
警官：你在限速55英里的地段开到至少75英里。
男士：不，长官，是65英里。
妻子：啊，哈里，你刚才开到80英里。（男士瞪了妻子一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张罚单，你的尾灯碎了。
男士：尾灯碎了？你不说，我还真不知道尾灯碎了。
妻子：哦，哈里，几个星期以前你就知道了。（男士又恶狠狠地瞪了她一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张传票，你没系安全带。
男士：噢，你朝我车走过来的时候我才解开的。
妻子：啊，哈里，你从来都不系安全带。
男士：闭上你的臭嘴。
警官：（转向女士）夫人，你丈夫总是这样跟你说话吗？
妻子：不，只有当他醉了的时候。