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he Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too! 展开
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too! 展开
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他超速驾驶的机票
一名警务人员撤出一家伙超过超速...
主任：我看到您的驾驶执照？
司机：我手边没有一。我曾它暂停时，我得到我的第五堆。
主任：我可以看到登记本的汽车吗？
司机：哦，这不是我的车。 i偷走了。
主任：车是被盗用？
司机：嗯。哦，但试想想，我觉得我看到登记在手套间，当我把我的枪在那里。
主任：你有枪在那里？
司机：是的主席先生。这就是我把它当我开枪夫人谁拥有汽车。她的在主干。
主任：有一个机构，在主干？ ！ ？
有关人员告诉该名男子持有对，背过仔细，并要求备份。很快，车包围，警方和船长的办法驱动程序，以处理有关情况。
船长：主席先生，我可以看到您的授权？
司机：肯定的是，主任。
队长：嗯，这个许可证，只是罚款。他们的车是这？
司机：它的地雷，主任。这里的登记。
队长：你能不能慢慢打开手套间，请，所以我可以看到，如果有枪在那里？
司机：是的，主席先生，但没有枪在它。
他打开它，果然，有没有枪。
队长：你会记住，如果我们打开了主干？有人告诉我，你说有一个机构在那里。
司机：没有问题。
主干是开放，没有在那里，但备胎。
船长：主任谁停止你说你告诉他你没有许可证，偷走了车，有枪，在手套间，有一具尸体在主干。
司机：是啊，我打赌，他会告诉你，我是超速驾驶，太！
一名警务人员撤出一家伙超过超速...
主任：我看到您的驾驶执照？
司机：我手边没有一。我曾它暂停时，我得到我的第五堆。
主任：我可以看到登记本的汽车吗？
司机：哦，这不是我的车。 i偷走了。
主任：车是被盗用？
司机：嗯。哦，但试想想，我觉得我看到登记在手套间，当我把我的枪在那里。
主任：你有枪在那里？
司机：是的主席先生。这就是我把它当我开枪夫人谁拥有汽车。她的在主干。
主任：有一个机构，在主干？ ！ ？
有关人员告诉该名男子持有对，背过仔细，并要求备份。很快，车包围，警方和船长的办法驱动程序，以处理有关情况。
船长：主席先生，我可以看到您的授权？
司机：肯定的是，主任。
队长：嗯，这个许可证，只是罚款。他们的车是这？
司机：它的地雷，主任。这里的登记。
队长：你能不能慢慢打开手套间，请，所以我可以看到，如果有枪在那里？
司机：是的，主席先生，但没有枪在它。
他打开它，果然，有没有枪。
队长：你会记住，如果我们打开了主干？有人告诉我，你说有一个机构在那里。
司机：没有问题。
主干是开放，没有在那里，但备胎。
船长：主任谁停止你说你告诉他你没有许可证，偷走了车，有枪，在手套间，有一具尸体在主干。
司机：是啊，我打赌，他会告诉你，我是超速驾驶，太！
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