Question

求一段英文自我介绍，要有趣幽默一点的，我英语不好，太难的怕记不住读不了，所以越简单越好！

求一段英文自我介绍，要有趣幽默一点的，我英语不好，太难的怕记不住读不了，所以越简单越好！
大概内容：大家晚上好，我叫XX，英文名字叫Michelle，我来自一座美丽的城市南通，我喜欢的东西比较多，我喜欢唱歌，但我记不住歌词，我喜欢做饭，但我不喜欢洗碗，我还喜欢买许多的帽子，但有太阳的时候我从来不戴他们。我最喜欢看电影了，变形金刚太精彩了，我也喜欢表演，就是有点。。。腼腆？好了，我妈咪叫我睡觉了，大家晚安！ 最后说一句，我最喜欢尼古拉斯凯奇和布鲁斯威利斯的电影了。

Answer 1

自我介绍
大家好，我叫...，来自钦州，我很高兴能在这里与大家认识，我是纺织工业学校的一名学生，我的专业是针织，我很荣幸能参加集训营，我参加集训营是因为我喜欢英语，我希望在集训营里学到的用在我以后的工作中，并开始我的职业生涯。因为我坚信将在很多领域都需要英语。
我的英语很差这就是我为什么在这里和大家一起学习，我知道我拿下英语将是一个巨大的挑战，但我坚信，“宝剑锋从磨出，梅花香自苦寒来”，坚持就是胜利，希望就在今后的学习中请大家多多指教，谢谢！
Self-introduction
Hello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.
My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

Answer 2

Good evening, veryone. I am XX and my English name is Michelle. I come from a beautiful city---Nantong.
I like many things, such as singing but I can not remember the lyries; such as cooking but I dislike washing the bowls ;such as buying different kinds of hats but I never wear them when the sun is out .
I like watching films best and the Transformers is so wonderful ! I am also interested in acting but just a little shy……
OK, mum is calling me to sleep .Good night~Oh, the last sentence: my favourite films are Nicolas cage and Bruce Willis's!