Question

初二英语小笑话

急求:初二水平的英语小笑话(不要太多难得词,篇幅100~150字左右)
要求:不要对话形式!!!中文翻译,然后提3~5个问题

Answer 1

One day after school a tree-lined trail, Xiao Maohai a lovely to see me holding a bag of candy attractive, Staring straight candy go, I see him so cute slander, So funny, he's playing: You called my sister gave ten sound you eat candy, Voice faded, the "Voice of the tenth sister," Xiao Maohai immediately called the!
"I am speechless by ...?" ah!
某天,经过学校的一条林荫小道，
一可爱的小毛孩见我手里拿着一包诱人的糖果，
直瞪着糖果不放，我见他谗得那么可爱，
于是逗他玩的：你叫十声姐姐我就给你糖果吃的，
话音刚落，“十声姐姐”小毛孩立刻就叫了！
“啊。。。？”我无言了！《转》作者：小美 （版权）