Question

求简单易懂小学英语笑话表演用，既要简单易懂又要好笑。

麻烦给我适合5——6年级的英语笑话，表演用。避免哪怕有一点儿难度的单词，最好有翻译，最好能有8—12人表演的那种。既要简单易懂又要好笑。

Answer 1

我只有小段的，而且只是两个人的，可以吗？
① A Eddie,do you like sports?（埃迪，你喜欢体育运动吗？）
B Yes.I like walking.（是的。我喜欢散步。）
A Oh,really? （噢，真的吗？）
B Yes.I walk to my bowl many times a day.（是的。我一天很多次走向我的碗。）

②A Which of the subjects do you like best,Eddie?(你最喜欢哪门学科，埃迪？)
B I like Maths.(我喜欢数学。)
A YOU like Maths? (你喜欢数学？)
B Yes。I’m good at it !(是的，我擅长它！)
B Look，I have two cakes, and you have one.So I can eat three!（看，我有两个蛋糕，你有一个。所以，我能吃到三个！）

③A What's wrong with you? （你怎么了？）
B I am ill.（我生病了）I can't go to school.（我不能去学校了。）
A Let's go to see a doctor.
B No!No! I don't like doctor! Wuu~(不！不!我不喜欢医生！呜呜~)
A what would you like ?（你想要吃什么？）

B An ice cream,please! （请给我一个冰淇淋！）

其实最主要的是在表演时一定要在表情、动作、语音语调做的更加夸张，生动。声音也要响亮。
再一次抱歉，我只有两个人的了，不好意思！

Answer 2

貌似有点难....

Answer 3

纪委下午丶乚乚

Answer 4

Industrious donkey
This, advocated that now speaks politeness.

Tang:
Spoke
politeness
to
respond
a
person
training,
responded
a
nationality's civilization.

horse: Must use the polite name to the human.

Tang: . en

horse: The speech needs to stress the civilization.

Tang: This is only then symmetric with our civilized state.
horse: For example I was seeing you.

Tang: You were seeing me.

horse: I must such speak with you.

Tang: How to say?

horse: Ya, comrade the excuse me, I inquires a matter with you.

Tang: You look at this to be polite. Has any matter, you on matter

horse: I ask a person with you.

Tang: Who do you want to ask?

horse: I asked this comrade.

Tang: .

horse: What is long is big tall and strong, the heavy features.

Tang: Oh.

horse: Heard that he is a phase sound actor

Tang: Oh, you said what name is this person called?

horse: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. In your this unit?

Tang: Oh, in.

horse: !

Tang: In.

horse: You give me please to come out, I
meet with him. Thanks
you

Tang: Do not thank, I am.

horse: Whoops, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Tang: Ya.

horse: Whoops, was too sorry.

Tang: ?

horse: Has not looked at you such quite a while. Sorry!

Tang: This has anything.

horse: You listen to this saying you at heart?

Tang: I am listening comfortably. This modest polite.

horse: You have a look, to be sorry that to be unfair to, thanks, you,
to invite.

Tang: Polite words.

horse: This is not the polite words.

Tang: ?

horse: This expressed to opposite party the respect.

Tang: Oh.

horse: Own modest, own speaks politeness.

Tang: Yes.

horse: Ya, must speak like this.

Tang: Oh.

Horse:
You
must
trade
one
method,
does
not
have
these
polite
words
Tang: How did that say?

horse: Such said.

Tang: . en

horse: Hey! I said.

Tang: This is called any name.

horse: I inquire individual with you.

Tang: Who do you want to ask?

horse: This person.

Tang: . en
Horse: Long is higher than a spot the runt, the head with the tea tray,
heard
that
was
engages
in
the
crosstalk.
Is
called
any
name,
the
everybody's to name be Tang to be sloppy.

Tang: Hi, why are you called the nickname.

horse: ?

Tang: I am, what matter has?

horse: You are!

Tang: .

horse: Do not tease.
Tang: Anything calls, do not tease. I am Tang Jiezhong, what matter
has?

horse: Has the matter, is all right can ask you to come?

Tang: Had the matter you to say.

horse: Said that let alone, two have both not been glad. What said?

Tang: Why did you come?

horse: I said you, do not stare, do not stare. As soon as stares the
epiphysis to be also uglier.

Tang: Drink!

horse: You looked why this appearance, does leave, not to like this.
Do not lie, dullard men.