Question

求英语二人搞笑对话

非常急

Answer 1

男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】 男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】 男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

Answer 2

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ” 汉译： 真美钞 一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。” He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

Answer 3

One day, a man was drowning in the water. A boat came by and said"Do you need any help?" He said"No,thank you,God will save me." And another boat came by,said"Do you need any help?" And he said"No,thank you,God will save me." When he drown and he went to the heavon and he said"God,why didn't you save me?" And God said"I sent you two big boats!"

Answer 4

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
I cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge.
Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head
Youll be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. We only listen to one side of the case at a time.

Answer 5

一男生在一次描写王子和公主的英文考试作文中这样写到:"Can you speak Chinese?""Yes"接下来便用中文完成整篇作文...