血精灵讲的笑话和调情的内容!

各位高手!由于本人不想进游戏里慢慢的找!所以请各位给个祥细的:感谢了!最好能在给上几张血精灵MM的漂亮图片... 各位高手!由于本人不想进游戏里慢慢的找!所以请各位给个祥细的:感谢了!最好能在给上几张血精灵MM的漂亮图片 展开
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我没有找到图片哦,只有一些内容。调情:

血精灵女:
Is that a mana worm in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?
你裤袋里是有一条魔法虫,还是你见到我太“兴奋”了?(不予置评。。。好孩子不要多问,坏孩子自己想象)

I'm addicted to you, baby~
我对你上瘾了,宝贝~(大家都知道血精灵是磕药族哈)

Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let's talk…
一般情况下我只骑史诗坐骑,不过,我们可以谈谈。。。(“骑”,“史诗坐骑”。。。自己去理解)

My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard.
我的魔法分流能招来所有的男孩~

I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about…
我就是那个ESRB 警告你要小心的女孩~(ESRB,Entertainment Software Rating Board,美国游戏分级组织,就是评定一个游戏是PG13,Teen,还是R 的组织。所以这句话翻译的再露骨点就是:“我就是那个让WOW 被评为不适合未成年人的女孩”。。。)

血精灵男:
Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course!
你的眼睛就像太阳井。。。当然是在它把我们大家炸了个稀巴烂之前!(整个种族的心灵创伤)

You look almost as good as I do.
你几乎跟我一样美丽(=__=)

Hey, why don't you come over here and… oh, watch the hair!
宝贝,你要不要过来。。。喂,别弄乱我的发型!(=___=)

You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.
你知道我最喜欢你眼睛哪一点么?当我往它们深处望去,我能看到我自己的倒影(陶醉的语气)(=____=)

I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and party everyday.
我知道玫瑰是带刺的,但只要你小心采摘,我们可以缠绵到永远~!(换言之,玫瑰是形容他自己呢。。。 =_________=)

笑话

血精灵女:
No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!
不,不,我不会这么做的。。。不过我妹妹会!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
你相信一见钟情么?还是我们应该再邂逅一次~?(臭屁的小丫头。。。)

I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you’re gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #$%@& haha, she sounded like a murloc!
我去幽暗城做面部美容,天啊,你见过那帮家伙嘛!我说:你自己连下巴都没有,却要给我做面部美容?她生气了,至少我想是这样。你听过没有下巴的人说话么?#$%@&(恶意模仿) 哈哈,她听上去就像个鱼人!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!
哦,我讨厌雷霆崖,你根本找不到好吃的汉堡!(嗯,欺负完亡灵MM又去欺负牛牛了)

Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either!
镜子不会说话。对你来说幸运的是,它们也不会笑~ (各位女性玩家千万忍住不要砸显示器。。。)

How can I miss you if you don't go away?
你不离开我怎么能想你呢?(说你呢,屏幕前流口水那个!)

Do you think the expansion will make me fat?
你觉得资料片会让我变胖嘛?(Expansion 同时有“资料片”和“扩张”的意思)

So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?
你的意思是我这一辈子只能这一种发色了?(臭美的小丫头,要怪怪暴雪去。。。)

血精灵男:
Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.
想看我最美的一面?这问题可真怪,其实我没一面都很美(自恋传说。。。)

Give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage the things I can and wisdom to…AHHH just give me some freaking magic before I kill somebody!
给我能接受我无法改变的事情的平静,给我能挑战我可以改变的事情的勇气,给我智慧。。。啊啊啊(抓狂),在我杀人前给我点他妈的魔法!(典型的毒瘾发作)

The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication, *farts
这些部落角色的问题在于他们不够成熟稳重(话音刚落自己放了个屁 =____=)

I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.
我正在努力克服对魔法的依赖,在来点儿~

We are allied with the Taurens? Fantastic! We will be having steak twice a week!
我们跟牛头人结盟了?太好了!我们每个星期可以吃两次牛排~(老实的牛牛注定要被这群贱人欺负。。。)

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
你难道不希望你的女朋友像我这么性感嘛~?(真�6�1自恋传说。。。。。。)

Sigh, I can really use a scrunchy, yea you heard me!
(叹气)要是有个发圈就好了,你有意见?!(你是Gay还是芭比娃娃。。。)

那天我在排队乘坐蝙蝠,我前面是个亡灵。他突然放了个屁!我不知道他吃了什么,但一定是没消化,简直是太恶心了!(亡灵吃的是尸体……)
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