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英语搞笑片段

英语片段

Answer 1

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg." 俩游客驾车穿过路易斯安那州。当他们快到Natchitoches这个地方时，他们俩为Natchitoches这个词怎么读产生了争执。他们一直吵到吃午饭的时候。当他们站到柜台前点菜时，其中一个问服务员：“在我点菜之前，能不能麻烦你平息我们的争执？你可不可以很慢地念出我们所在的这个地方的名字？”那个人靠近柜台说：“Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg(估计是这家餐馆的名字)” A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

Answer 2

I will forget itDavid:Have you forgotten that you owe me fifty dollars?Smith:No,not yet.Gave me time,and I will.我会忘记的大卫:你忘记欠我50美元了吧?史密斯:不,还没忘记,给我一些时间,我会忘记的