Question

can you tell me a english joke ？whatever you say

Answer 1

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远

Answer 2

when i was having PE class, and sitting on the bench, and my teacher was coming, she told us a real event that happened on friday " my neighbor's little daughter came to me when i was throwing trash, she said, Mrs.XXX, you are so pretty." then my teacher simlied and said" thank you." " pretty ugly!" said that little girl.

Answer 3

The Duck Hunter A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals.

Answer 4

LZ， It should be " an "english joke, not "a" english joke.