Question

急求！小学五年级英语比赛超短小故事或超短小短文！求求你们，要快！~

要3分钟左右的，适合小学五年级英语（上册）的，不要太难，求求你们了，3月就要比赛了！~谢谢！~

Answer 1

1,Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
2,
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

Answer 2

我拿了那位朋友回答的问题的第一篇，比较短，3分钟，中速可以读完的。
我帮你翻译一下吧
我有一个背包。它很大而且是蓝色的。它是我父母给我的生日礼物。我很喜欢它。它非常“勤奋”（这里的“hard-working”作形容词用），因为我把所有学习用品都放到里面去。它非常沉重。它对于我而言是非常重要的。它是我的好朋友。

（（不过我觉得这篇文章那么多it is ，可能不顺口。太枯燥。））

这个，简单的英语笑话

Kidding Wang and Serious Wang are sisters who have a book store. One
day,the telephone in their store is ringing.
Serious : This is Wang's book store. May I help you?
Customer: Are you kidding?
Serious : No, I am serious!

（kidding 开玩笑 ；Serious 严肃的 ；Customer 顾客），先懂得这两个英文单词的意思吧，初一的词汇

王玩笑 和 王严肃 是一对姐妹 ，他们开了间书店。一天，她们书店里的电话铃响了。
严肃小姐说：这里是王氏书店，有什么我可以帮助你呢？
顾客说：你在开玩笑吗（are you kidding 是“你在开玩笑吗”的意思，但其实顾客想问的是“请问你是玩笑小姐吗？”）
严肃小姐说：不，我很认真！（其实也可以理解为不，我是严肃小姐！ 真是令人汗颜的一个冷笑话！！）

对话你不能讲那就可以改为，Miss Serious said(这是say 的过去式，读音与sad 一样）: "This is Wang's book store. May I help you?" The customer said: "Are you kidding? ".....
标点不用读出来