Question

求几则简单的，适合初一学生的英语小笑话

Answer 1

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

Answer 2

reserved(内向；或已订婚）
A介绍B：She is somewhat reserved,so she does not talk much.
C怒：Woman who has reserved give me?you regard as me!
翻译：她的性格有些内向，所以不怎么说话。
把已订婚的女人介绍给我？你把我当成什么了？