英语笑话
以下是我举出英语笑话的例子：
1、a lieMom:"Which banana do you want,Victor?"Victor:"I want that one of the greatest."Mom:"Victor,you should be polite,to have that little one."Victor:"Mom,I must lie to be polite?"
2、Two Birds Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
3、Who Is the Laziest Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your cla?Tom:I don't know,father.Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the cla and only watches how other people work?Tom:Our teacher,father.
4、Three Turtles Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.Just as they got into the cafe,it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one,"Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied,"I will,if you don't drink my offee.""We won't,"the other two promised.
5、Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well,I gue he isn't coming back,so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do,I won't go."
