Question

英语小笑话（最好是100字以内）带翻译

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Answer 1

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy

一个好孩子
小罗伯特向他妈妈要了两美分。“你用我昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我把它给了一个贫穷的老妇人。”他回答
“你是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。“这里有两美分多，但为什么你对老妇人这么有兴趣？”
"她是一个卖糖果的”

A teacher asked her class ,"Is the sentence `The ox(公牛)and the cow(母牛)are in the fields'correct"

Most of the children said,"Yes,that is right!"

And only one little boy said,"No,it is not correct ,The lady must be mentioned first."

译：一个老师问他的学生。“田里的公牛在母牛的前面对吗？”
大多数小孩说： “没错，是这样的”
少数小男孩说： “不，这是不正确的，这女士必须在前面”

Answer 2

首长：同志们好！士兵：首长好！首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好！士兵：报告首长，我是女兵．

Answer 3

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

昂贵的代价

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。

Answer 4

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛
/ws敌→シ`友 2007-10-17 10:24 检举

Answer 5

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy

一个好孩子
小罗伯特向他妈妈要了两美分。“你用我昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我把它给了一个贫穷的老妇人。”他回答
“你是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。“这里有两美分多，但为什么你对老妇人这么有兴趣？”
"她是一个卖糖果的”