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Answer 1

One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four
children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug.

　　有一天天气闷热，我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒，告诉我的四个小孩，他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。

　　Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.

　　于是，孩子们马上排起了队来购买。

　　The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced
back outside.

　　较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。

　　But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to
"buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs.

　　最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来“买”冰淇淋时，

　　"Keep the changes," he said with a smile.

　　他拥抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑着说。

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http://www.exam8.com/englishlearning/joyenglish/Index.html 看看这个网站

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a
glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student, "What
does this show?"The student answered, "It shows that people won't get parasites
if they drink more alcohol."

　　为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么?”学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”

Answer 2

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
　　一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"
　　亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"

我觉得挺好笑，给分吧

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