Question

英语话剧剧本 要搞笑的 急！！

10人以上 5分钟以内 要有道具、音乐、等. 最好是网上出现率少的如果是原创 多+分

Answer 1

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
　　
演员表：
　　西门吹雪
　　叶孤城
　　花满楼
　　king
　　旁白
　　
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
　　Birdsaredancinginthecold .
　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
　　Windiscominginsilence.
　　Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
　　Y与X相遇．
　　X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
　　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
　　X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
　　X:Iamximenchuixue.
　　Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
　　X:Yes,whatiswrong?
　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
　　X:Great, youknowme !
　　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
　　X:No, Imustkillyou !
　　Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
　　X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
　　X:Pardon!
　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
　　X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
　　Y:pleasedrinkit!
　　X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
　　X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
　　X:I’msureIwon’t!
　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
　　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
　　Y大笑：HaHa……
　　X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
　　Y:What ?
　　X:Toliet?
　　Y:What ?
　　X:The “WC”?
　　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
　　X:Thanks,byebye.
　　Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
　　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
　　Y:Whoareyou?
　　H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
　　Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
　　H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
　　Y:Youareright!
　　H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
　　H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
　　Y:Ok,Let’s go!
　　

Answer 2

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

Answer 3

小明发现自己学的英语当中有许多都是根据它的颜色来说的.于是,小明回到老家，自以为是的向大家宣告自己学会的英语，有一位小朋友问他：“煤的英语怎么读啊？”小明知道自己没学过多少单词，于是，他答道：“读：黑秋吗空一大团”

Answer 4

我妈学英语的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深.因此每当老妈问我英文的时候,我都会先吃三片阿期匹林,缠好绷带,再运上龟背神功至第十二重. 下面是我和老妈的对话，A代老妈，B代我：　　A:“儿子啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t trouble me .是什么意思啊~?”　　B:“我很烦,别烦我”　 A:“找打,跟**这么说话”(于是被扁) 　 A“i hear nothing,reapt. 是what意思啊”　　B:“我没听清,再说一次”　　A:“i hear nothing,reapt”　　B：“我没听清,再说一次”　　结果被扁 　　A：再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢”　　B：说:“你说什么”(再次被扁) 　　A：再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊”　　B：说:“查字典”　　A：“查字典我还问你做甚”(被扁) 　　A：又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢”　　B：说:“你最好问别人”　　A：“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.” 　　B：“啊!god save me !”　　A：“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁) 今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思。 　　 　　A：这个“i don’t know.”是什么意思？ 　　B：“我不知道” 　　A：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 　　B：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 　　 知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂　　 　　A：你在给我说说这个。“i know.”是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。 　　B：是“我知道” 　　A：知道就快说。 　　B：就是“我知道”　　A：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？ 　　B：就是我知道呀！ 　　A：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！(又一顿爆揍) 　　 　　 　　B：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.”是什么意思？ A:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!”　　B:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.”　A：“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手 　　B连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思.”　A：“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”　　(我晕倒)