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英语作文my birthday party

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My Birthday Party

And what a party it was. Well yesterday i was working 8.30-5.30 which was OK. After that i showered, shaved and prepared for the party. It started at 7.10 when worsy turned up 20 minutes early. He claimed i said the party started at 7. So he was 10 minutes late in his world. Anyway 10 minutes later Paddy arrived as my parents were leaving. We had some random discussions until the fun began when pretty much everyone piled in at 7.30. I collected my presents and then?we proceeded to get drunk. Everyone piled into the living room and we had some fun.
THE DRUNKS; Worsy. Not sure how much he drank. All we know is he became incredibly violent followed by incredibly remorseful. Last seen rolling around my utility room floor. He also spat all over Paddy.
Smellum; The man is a legend. Not only was he absolutely drunk, Zoe fell in love with both him and his wonderful curly side-parting. Accidental my arse.?Irish eyes werent smiling. Instead they seemed closed a lot of the time. Smellum would have fallen asleep completely had i not stragetically used my horn(actual present not innuendo) to wake him up.
Charlie; Just generally arsed around. Got it on with Bouky. Said he wanted to 'fuck jonny til it hurts'
Jono; The Drunk as we call him didnt disappoint. He managed to spit on Barno and danced around with teh flash wipes. he also found bananas amusing.
Ryan; No outward signs really until you made him walk. Then you realised just how drunk he was. You hold onto those walls, you!
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Those were my top 5. Others ranged from tipsy-bordering-on-drunk?to sober. I was mostly sober though perhaps a tiny bit tipsy as I had a little Vodka. Anyway the party featured lots of fights over the Hi-Fi which i won until i couldnt be bothered to fight fat francis anymore and let him have his village people.Some random dancing ensued. After that I spent much of the evening talking to dimi. And using jonny's flirting technique; 'Hello darlin. D'you know you've got a nose' inspired by when jonny pointed out to dimi that she 'has hair'. Niall was spiking drinks with marmite and honey not to mention salt and vinegar. Lots of random flirting was going on especially from a randy francis. I was chatting to dimi and others.?Meanwhile worsy was doing weed with katie jones or marrakech as i call her. Anyway eventually they all left leaving me with nothing but memories, chocolate and photographic evidence. I also recall punching both smellum and charlie. Smellum for ringing the doorbell repeatedly. Charlie for eating my corn flakes. Repeatedly. Anyway after i kicked them out Francis was overwhlemed and supposedly the contents of his stomach became acquianted with the pavement. Lovely. Charlie also got off with Booky for a very short time, much to evryones amusement. Anyway there was lots of other stuff that went on, but i forget most of it. One hell of a night though。