Question

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One day a strong cowboy was traveling on his horse when he saw a bar. He decided to stop for a few drinks, so he tied(拴) his horse outside the bar, walked into the bar and ordered two bottles of beer. This cowboy was new in town. He looked around and noticed some people making faces to him. He guessed that they might play some tricks (把戏) on him, but he said nothing and continued to drink. After drinking, he walked out of the bar and found his horse lost.
However, he kept calm, came back into the bar, and said slowly, " I don't know what you fools did to my horse out there… but I'm leaving in five minutes, and by then if my horse isn't back where it's supposed to be, well … I have to do here what I did in Texas!" The cowboy added, "And I don't want to do what I did in Texas!" After hearing these words, the other customers seemed a little bit frightened.
The cowboy went back to his seat and ordered another two bottles of beer. After five minutes, he walked out and found his horse tied where it was supposed to be.
Just as he was leaving, the boss of the bar came up and asked curiously (好奇地) , "What was the thing that you did in Texas but you didn't want to do here?"
The cowboy turned to the boss and replied in a low voice, " I had to walk home!"

Answer 1

一天，一个强壮的牛仔骑在马上旅行，看到一个酒吧。他决定停下来喝几杯，于是将马拴在酒吧外，走了进去，点了两瓶啤酒。这个牛仔在这个镇上是新来的。他环视周围，发现有人对他做鬼脸。他猜也许会有什么鬼把戏对付他，但是他没说什么，继续喝酒。喝完了他走出酒吧，发现马不见了。
他故作镇静，回到了酒吧，慢慢的说：“我不知道哪个傻瓜对我外面的马做了什么，不过，我给5分钟，如果那时我的马没回到它该站的地方，哼哼，我就不得不按我在德克萨斯的做法做！”这牛仔加了句：“我不想那样做！”听他说了以后，其他的顾客似乎被镇到了。牛仔回到他的位子，又点了两瓶啤酒。5分钟后，他走出酒吧，看到了他的马站在那里，只是有点疲惫的样子。
就在他要走的时候，酒吧老板跑出来，好奇的问他“你不想做的那些在德克萨斯做的事情是什么？‘
牛仔转向老板低声答道：”不得不走回家。“

Answer 2

有一天一个强壮的牛仔骑着他的马旅行，然后他看到了一家酒吧。他决定停下来喝点东西，所以他把他的马栓在酒吧外面，走进酒吧点了两瓶啤酒。这个牛仔是刚到镇上的。他四处张望，注意到有些人对着他做鬼脸。他猜他们可能在他身上玩什么小把戏，他没说什么，继续喝酒。喝完酒之后他走出酒吧，发现他的马丢了。

他地冷静回到酒吧，一字一句地说：“我不知道你们这些蠢蛋对我放在外面的马做了什么。。我五分钟之后离开，在这之前如果我的马没有回到它本来的地方。。我就不得不做一些我在德克萨斯做过的事了！”他又说道“我不想做我在德克萨斯做过的事”。在他说完这些话之后，其他顾客看起来有点被吓到了。

这个牛仔走回他的座位又点了两瓶啤酒。五分钟之后他走出酒吧，发现他的马拴在原来的位置上。

在他要走的时候，酒吧老板上前好奇地问道：“什么事情是你在德克萨斯做过而不想在这里做的？”

这个牛仔转向老板用低沉的声音回答道：“我将不得不走回家！”

一个冷笑话