Question

谁有英语搞笑对话，最好是三人的，也可以两人的，在三分钟之内的！！

谁有英语搞笑对话，最好是三人的，也可以两人的，在三分钟之内的！！

Answer 1

愚人节的英语对话
　　1.
why
are
people
tired
on
april
fool's
day?
(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
　　答：because
they
have
just
had
a
long
march.
(
因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march
三月;行军)
　　2.what
weather
do
mice
and
rats
fear?
(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
　　答：when
it's
raining
cats
and
dogs.(下大雨。rain
cats
and
dogs
下大雨
)
　　3.when
do
dogs
refuse
to
follow
their
masters?
(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
　　答：when
their
masters
go
to
the
flea
market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea
跳蚤
flea
market
旧货市场
)
　　4.what
question
can
never
be
answered
by
“yes”?
(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
　　答：are
you
asleep?
(你睡着了吗)
　　5.what
tree
is
always
very
sad?
(那种树总是很伤心?)
　　答：weeping
willow.
(
垂柳
weep哭泣
willow柳树)
　　6.when
can
you
get
water
with
a
net?
(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
　　答：when
water
is
turned
into
ice.
(当水结成冰时)
　　7.why
is
the
pig
always
eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
　　答：he's
making
a
hog
of
himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
　　8.what's
the
longest
word
in
the
world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
　　答：smiles.
because
there's
a
mile
between
the
letter
's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
　　9.what
question
is
that
to
which
you
must
always
answer
"yes"?
什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
　　答："what
does
y-e-s
spell?"
(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
　　10.where
were
you
when
the
power
was
cut
off?
当停电的时候你在哪?
　　答：in
the
darkness.
在黑暗中。