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大学生英语竞赛作文

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AN ADVENTURE HOLIDAY: It was a normally day at school until I decided to skip the rest of my classes. that's where my adventure holidays started.I found underground casino , more accurately a poker house. Around full ring game up to 8 or 9 people sitting on a round table , betting out the money outta there pocket, winner takes it all. I decided to take a shot. I sat down with 200 yuan in my pocket(dont ask where I get the money, kids are rich these days). 20 mins later, I got 1200 yuan in front of me. I was like WOW i could really make a living off playing poker. few hours later, no sign that anyone wants to leave. I'm still running pretty hot, collecting money from everyone on the table.5 hours later I had 100,000 Yuan . I couldn't believe what I have acplished, what I made that day, probably more than most the people that can make over a year !! I wasn't stupid,got up and left, with profits over 100K. Great day , but most to people were calling me scumbag, not only I took their money, but hit and run too.WHO GAVE A SHIT right ?lol I had a great adventure on a beautiful day off of school. My job: As you may guess, My job is different from others , that's right, I am a whore.As a young kid I had fantasy that one day I could be the world famous *** star.But that didn't go well.... my mom told me the only way out for life is dedicating yourself into academic filed, I hated it . It took few years to make me realize that school isn't the right thing for me in my life... lol little off the topic , but you'll like it next.So yeah, I lost my V-card on my 13th birthday and I've been love it since.So far I slept with 131 male and 73 female, dont get it isted, I dont normally do 3some or any y, I just do it one outta time.It trains my skill everyday , I can give great head , doggy style and shit... i guess that made my success to an whole other level, i gotta say, practice and experience is the key to success . I gained a bigger vagina from my job as you can tell that I am a full time prostitute now .I also made a shot tons of money cross the few years, I love my whore life! knock knock..... hey whats up homie. I was wondering what u been up to.Whats going on with your music its kinda loud huh. u better turn it down before I drop my poop all over your mouth you bitch !! oh ya, remember last time you asked me to lend out my blow-up doll, time to give it back bro, I need to use it lately , kinda horny these days.... oh well , i'll be downstairs waiting you to give it back , or you bet your *** artass I will break all your chair legs and shove all of them into your anus.it's your call bitch ! choose one outta three.Hope you have a great day :)