急求 一个 四人英语情景对话 要求 要幽默 大约4-5分钟 有中文 解释
急求 一个 四人英语情景对话 要求 要幽默 大约4-5分钟 有中文 解释, 急求一篇5分钟左右的四人英语情景对话（有翻译），要很幽默的，在对话当中要能有很多搞笑的动作。
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
Waiter:Don'orrySirit'snotthathot!
服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.Areyoucrazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
顾客：服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
顾客：汤里有只苍蝇！
服务员：别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
Don'orrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'vefottenihenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'sthehoaterthatkillsthem.
急求一个四人英语幽默情景对话剧本 在线等
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---clas *** ates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a puter game on his lap. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better s playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down o more minutes, please, just o more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you o don't s what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his puter. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
四人英语对话 大约5分钟
“人人英语听力网”有情景对话，可以去看下。
需要一段大约5分钟的5人英语情景对话
5人英语话剧剧本 这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)
Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you e here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
急求一个三人英语幽默情景对话剧本 在线等
看看这个：
D=Daniel
F=Flora
A=Annie
(At lunch break, in the cafeteria)
A: Hey Flora, How's it going?
F: Good. Everything's been fine.
A: Do you want to go watch a movie later?
F: Sure, which movie?
A:2012. I've heard that it has excellent graohics.
F: Oh really? That sounds amazing! Sure, I will go.
(D es in)
D: Hey ladies, what's up?
A: Hey, Dan.
F: Hello.
D: What were you guys talking about?
F: Annie just asked me to go watch a movie with her.
D: Really? Which one?
A: 2012. The new one that is ing out.
D: Great! Can I e too? I wanted to see that movie for quite a long time!
A: Of course you can e!
D: So when is it?
F: Yeah, when should we go watch it and where?
(bell rings)
A: I will call you guys later to update you. See ya!
F: Bye Annie!
D: Catch you later!
急求两人英语情景对话，一定要有趣的，5~8分钟！
A:Why do you drink wine everyday?
B:I like it !A:Is it delicious?
B:Of course!Not only so,in wine there is truth.
A:really,what is it?
B:When you are in low spirits,drinking wine can help you about that .On the other hand,it can help you make more friends.
A:Oh,it's so supernatural.
Bill:Hello,
Jill.Jill:Hi,Bill
.Bill:What happened? You look like a little upset.
Jill:I'm worried about my exams. My teacher asks me to make a public sppech with one clas *** ate.
Bill:So you don't have a partner?
Jill:No,I have.Lily is my partner.But neither of us know how to make a speech.
Bill:Oh, it doesn't matter.My friend Bob knows.He really did it before.You can ask him.Jill:Could you halp me? I don't know him.
Bill: Of course. He is at classroom now. Let's go....
Bill: Hello,Bob.This is my friend Jill.
Bob:Nice to meet you,Jill.
Jill: Nice to meet you,too.
Bill:Bob,Jill meets a problem.His teacher asks him to make a speech.But he doesn't knowhow to make it.Could you help him?Bob:Ok.There are several vital factors when it es to make a publicspeech.First of all,wo should consider the content of the speech,what things do you want to talk about.Jill:Let me write it down....Ok.And then?
Bob:Secondly,you should consider the length of the speech.It should not too long or too short.
Jill:And?
Bob:Last but not least,speak confidently.Just remember be confident whenever and wherever you are. That is the most importmant.
Jill:Thank you very much.
Bob:Any other matters I can help you?
Jill:Maybe,but not at this moment.I have many things to do. Could I ask you to help me later.Bob:Yes,you could.I'd like to.
Bill:Ok, problems are solved.Let go for lunch.It's time for lunch.And you can go on.
急求3人对话的英语（幽默）对白，要求6分钟以上
Amy, Brown, Cathy are now study together in the same primary school.
One day, Amy quarreled with Brown.
Amy: my father is a great man! Everybody else should low down his head as he required in his place, because he is a CEO in a pany!
Brown: what on earth are you talking about? My father is greater than your father, because every CEO should low down his head as he required in his place, because he is a leader in the tax affair bureau!
Amy & Brown: how about you, poor Cathy? You little thing….
Cathy: that’s nothing to me, aording to what you were just discussed about, actually my father is the greatest one in the world.
Amy & Brown: what? Who is he?
Cathy: your daddy should low down his head as he required in his place, because he is a barber.
有关一篇情景英语对话，不要太专业，大约4-5分钟，急用啊
A, a customer, is plaining to Bathe sale *** an, about the quality of her newly-bought air-conditioner.
A: Excuse me, may I talk to the manager please?
B: He is not here at the moment. See if I can help you?
A: I bought this air condtitioner o weeks ago. It worked pretty good for a week. Then I started to hear this big noise which drives me nuts.
B: Let me take a look. Ok?
A: Thank you.
B: You are wele. I am sorry about what you went through. Do you still have the receipt?
A: Yes, it is right here.
B: Aording to the store policy, you may return it and have your refund within 15 days. You want to return it and have a different one?
A: No. I want to look around and make sure I pick a good one.
B: ok. Whenever you are ready, you are wele to pick a different brand. I think Haier is the best. Trust me.
A: Oh yeah? All right, I will think about it. Thank you so much.
B: take care!
初二英语4人情景对话6分钟 要幽默一点的
顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
Diner:Watch out!Your thumb's inmysoup!
Waiter:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
顾客：服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
顾客：汤里有只苍蝇!
服务员：别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
Don'orrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'vefottenihenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'sthehoaterthatkillsthem.
A:If that man gives me any more letters to type I'll scream.He's given me ten already today,and there'll be more when I get back from coffee.I'll be here till midnight.
B:Simmer down,Franny.He can't make you stay after five.
C:Sure,francs.Finish what you can,and leave the rest for Minday.
A:But they're important letters,Joe.They should go out tonight.
C:That's not your worry.If they're that urgent,he should've given them to you earlier.
B:Joe's right,Fran.You won't catch him staying in the office after five on a Friday.He's got better things to do.NotesScream 大叫大嚷（要做某事）
Simmer down 别激动
Make you stay 要你留下
You won't catch him-he would neverA：如果那个人再给我一些信要我打字,我就要大声嚷嚷了,今天他已经给了我十封信.等我喝完咖啡回来还会有更多的信.我在这儿要呆到午夜了.
B：别激动,弗兰尼.他不会让你呆到五点以后的.
C：是的,弗朗西斯,你能干多少就干多少,剩下的留到星期一再做.
A：可是这都是些重要信件,乔,今天晚上应该发出去.
C：这用不着你担心.如果这些信那么紧急,他应该早一点交给你.
B：乔说得对,弗朗.每星期五他从来不会在办公室呆到五点以后.他有意思的事要做.
