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My friend Gary was sitting in a bar; absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied. 展开
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied. 展开
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我朋友盖瑞当时坐在酒吧里,完全被那个穿着超短裤和迷你裙的漂亮姑娘迷住了。用的是那套屡试不爽的搭讪方式,请了她一杯饮料。
“我可真幸运,”当她起身坐到他身旁的时候他想。他们开始了一串美妙交谈。
最后那女孩转过身来对他说:“嗯,你看,你像是个不错的家伙,所以我必须告诉你,我是干那行的。你想用酒让我做的那点事我是要收200块钱的。”
他回答说:“钱我没有问题。既然你这么直接,我也得告诉你,我干那事的时候会发疯,我会咬、挠、踢、打、抓头发、打碎家具,然后基本上会毁掉整个地方。”
“哦,天哪!这种状况会维持多久?”她问。
“直到我要回我那200块钱。”他回答。
“我可真幸运,”当她起身坐到他身旁的时候他想。他们开始了一串美妙交谈。
最后那女孩转过身来对他说:“嗯,你看,你像是个不错的家伙,所以我必须告诉你,我是干那行的。你想用酒让我做的那点事我是要收200块钱的。”
他回答说:“钱我没有问题。既然你这么直接,我也得告诉你,我干那事的时候会发疯,我会咬、挠、踢、打、抓头发、打碎家具,然后基本上会毁掉整个地方。”
“哦,天哪!这种状况会维持多久?”她问。
“直到我要回我那200块钱。”他回答。
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