Question

谁帮我把中文翻译成英语好吗？谢谢！！

中文是：
《唐僧师徒西天取经之坐飞机一》
旁白：随着科技的飞速发展，唐僧师徒西天取经的交通工具也日新月异
孙悟空：师傅，这次如来佛祖同意我们用飞机去西天取经，真是太好了！
八戒，沙和尚：可不是啊，我可是第一次坐飞机
唐僧：哦米托佛！
空姐：各位旅客请注意，这次前往西天的飞机马上就要起飞了，请大家系好安全带……
旁白：飞机飞行中途，突然遇到强大气流……
沙和尚：咦？为什么摇的那么厉害？
空姐：各位旅客注意了，飞机遇上强大气流，请大家准备好降落伞
旁白：唐僧缓缓从椅子下面取出降落伞。眉头深锁。
唐僧：徒弟们，我们有四个人，可为师却只有三把降落伞，这可如何是好？不如让为师来考考你们，谁回答正确就给他一把降落伞，你们意下如何？？
孙悟空：好的师傅，就让俺老孙第一个来！
唐僧：哦弥陀佛，天上有几个太阳
孙悟空：一个
旁白：此时八戒把沙和尚往前一推
八戒：师傅，三师弟想先答
唐僧：哦弥陀佛。天上有几个月亮？
沙和尚：一个
八戒：呵呵，那么简单的问题，我一定没问题！师傅您出题把。
唐僧：天上有几颗星星？
八戒：&……%￥
旁白：最后，八戒被无情的踢下了飞机

Answer 1

"Tang Xuanzang Priests and disciples Western Paradise Learns from experienced people Take plane One" the aside: Along with the technical swift development, the transportation vehicle which the Tang Xuanzang priests and disciples Western Paradise learns from experienced people also changes with each new day Sun Wukong: Skilled worker, this Tathagata Buddha agreed that we use the airplane to go to the Western Paradise to learn from experienced people, was really too good! eight exhortations, buddhist priest Sha: But not, I but first take plane Tang Xuanzang: Oh Mi Tuofu! stewardess: The fellow passengers please note, this time went to the Western Paradise the airplane to take off immediately, please big pedigree good safety belt ...... aside: The airplane flight midway, runs into formidable air current ...... buddhist priest suddenly Sha: Well? Why swings that fiercely? stewardess: The fellow passengers have paid attention, the airplane meets the formidable air current, asks everybody to prepare chute the aside: The Tang Xuanzang takes out the chute slowly from the chair. Brow deep lock. Tang Xuanzang: The apprentices, we have four people, may actually have three for the teacher the chute, how can this be good? Was inferior that lets test you for the teacher, who replied that correct gives him a chute, under your Italy how?? Sun Wukong: Good skilled worker, lets my Lao Sun first come! Tang Xuanzang: Oh the amida, the space has several solar Sun Wukong: aside: This time as soon as the eight exhortations proceeds buddhist priest Sha to push the eight exhortations: Skilled worker, three fellows wants to answer the first Tang Xuanzang: Oh amida. How many moon does the space have? buddhist priest Sha: eight exhortations: Ha-ha, then the simple question, I do not certainly have the question! Skilled worker you sets the topic. Tang Xuanzang: How many stars does the space have? eight exhortations: & ......%¥ aside: Finally, the eight exhortations heartless is kicked alit from a plane

Answer 2

"Tang Seng apprenticeship learn from the West to travel by plane a"
Voice Over: With the rapid development of science and technology, Tang Seng apprenticeship learn from the West also changing modes of transport
Monkey King: Master, the ancestral some other types of Buddha agree that we learn from aircraft to West, really great!
Zhu Ba-jie, Shahe Shang: not ah, but I am the first to travel by plane
Tang Seng: Oh, mitoxantrone Buddha!
Stewardess: Please note that visitors, this aircraft to West set to take off, let us in a good seat belts……
Voice Over: aircraft flying half-way, suddenly encountered a strong airflow……
Sha Hushang: Hey » Why then shake the terrible »
Stewardess: you pay attention to the passengers, the aircraft encountered a strong air current, let us ready to parachute
Voice Over: Tang Seng slowly removed from the chair below a parachute. Meitou locked.
Tang Seng: disciples have, we have four, for the division only three parachutes, which may be what to do » As to allow for the division考考you, who gave him the correct answer to a parachute, how you Yixia » »
Monkey King: Yes, master, let An Laosun first!
Tang Seng: Oh, Amitabha Buddha, the sky a few sun
Monkey King: A
Voice Over: At this point Shahe Shang Zhu Ba-jie to push forward a
Zhu Ba-jie: chefs, three Shidi would like to Answer
Tang Seng: Oh, Amitabha Buddha. If you have a few moon »
Shahe Shang: A
Zhu Ba-jie: Oh, so simple question, I have no problem! To you that the chef.
Tang Seng: If you have several stars »
Zhu Ba-jie: &……% ￥
Voice Over: Finally, Zhu Ba-jie been under relentless play of the aircraft

Answer 3

English is:

"Tang Seng apprenticeship learn from the West to travel by plane a"

Voice Over: With the rapid development of science and technology, Tang Seng apprenticeship learn from the West also changing modes of transport

Monkey King: Master, the ancestral some other types of Buddha agree that we learn from aircraft to West, really great!

Zhu Ba-jie, Shahe Shang: not ah, but I am the first to travel by plane

Tang Seng: Oh, mitoxantrone Buddha!

Stewardess: Please note that visitors, this aircraft to West set to take off, let us in a good seat belts……

Voice Over: aircraft flying half-way, suddenly encountered a strong airflow……

Sha Hushang: Hey «Why then shake the terrible»

Stewardess: you pay attention to the passengers, the aircraft encountered a strong air currents, let us ready to parachute

Voice Over: Tang Seng slowly removed from the chair below a parachute. Meitou locked.

Tang Seng: disciples have, we have four, for the division only three parachutes, which may be what to do »not allow for the division to考考you, who gave him the correct answer to a parachute, how you Yixia» »

Monkey King: Yes, master, let An Laosun first!

Tang Seng: Oh, Amitabha Buddha, the sky a few sun

Monkey King: A

Voice Over: At this point Shahe Shang Zhu Ba-jie to push forward a

Zhu Ba-jie: chefs, three Shidi would like to Answer

Tang Seng: Oh, Amitabha Buddha. If you have a few moon »

Shahe Shang: A

Zhu Ba-jie: Oh, so simple question, I have no problem! Out that the master you.

Tang Seng: If you have several stars »

Zhu Ba-jie: &……% ￥

Voice Over: Finally, Zhu Ba-jie been under relentless play of the aircraft

Answer 4

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