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Characters:

Angel: A chief broadcaster.

Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.

Anny’s father

Anny’s teacher

Anny’s classmates

Divide the stage into two parts.

On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.

On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.

(幕启,舞台左半亮,右半暗)

(The phone is ringing)

Old woman: Hello!

Anny(怯生生地): Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?

Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.

Anny: I’m sorry.

(电话挂断声,拨号声又起)

A young woman: Hello!

Anny(怯生生地): Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?

Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.

(电话继续响,右半舞台亮)

Angel: Hello!

Anny(鼓起勇气): I want mum. Is that mum?

Angel: Who’s that speaking?

Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.

Angel: Anny?(充满疑惑)。(略为思索后,用母亲的声调)Where are you?

Anny(仿佛遇见母亲,忍不住哭起来): Mum,(哭声,欲语泪先流,又猛然惊觉)Mum, mum, I’m not crying.

Angel(安慰地,担心地): You are a nice little girl.

Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?

Angel(慈爱地): Of course, I do. I do miss you?

Anny: Really?

Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.

Anny: Mummy!

Angel: En…

Anny: Mummy!

Angel: Yes?

Anny(笑若银铃)

(Angel 慈爱地笑,心略有所安)

Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.

Angel(关切地): Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?

Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.

Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you(Dad推门入,见Anny在打电话,连忙夺过)

Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.

(对着电话)Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.

Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?

Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.

Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?

Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.

Dad(回头看Anny): Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.

Angel:All right.

(灯暗景换)

On the left: Anny’s sitting room.

On the right: Anny’s classroom.

(左右同时演绎)

Left:

Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.

Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.

(Angel, Anny同时,时空错接,音乐起)

Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!

Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!

Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.

Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.

Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.

Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.

Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.

Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.

Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.

Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.

Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.

Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.

Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.

Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.

Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?

Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.

Angel: Anny, my dear.

Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.

意思:

天使:一,行政广播。

anny :一所小学的女孩谁曾呼吁了这么多,为了寻找她的母亲。

anny的父亲

anny的老师

anny的同学

鸿沟的阶段,分为两部分。

在左边:儿童的病房,一张椅子,一些鲜花。

对以下权利: 1台,一张椅子,一盏灯,一些图书。

(幕启,舞台左半亮,右半暗)

(手机铃声)

岁女子:您好!

anny (怯生生地) :您好,我,我想妈妈。是妈妈?

岁女子:哦,我奶奶。我没有妈妈。

anny :我很抱歉。

(电话挂断声,拨号声又起)

一名年轻女子:您好!

anny (怯生生地) :您好!我想妈妈。是妈妈?

年轻女子:你是在开玩笑?我不结婚。

(电话继续响,右半舞台亮)

天使:您好!

anny (鼓起勇气) :我想妈妈。是妈妈?

天使:谁的这一发言?

anny :我anny ,您的anny 。

天使: anny ? (充满疑惑) 。 (略为思索后,用母亲的声调)你在哪里?

anny (仿佛遇见母亲,忍不住哭起来) :妈妈, (哭声,欲语泪先流,又猛然惊觉)妈妈,妈妈,我不会哭。

天使(安慰地,担心地) :你是一个不错的小女孩。

anny :妈妈,你为什么不来见我?爸爸说你会回来,如果我很不乖。妈妈,你不想念我吗?

天使(慈爱地) :当然,我这样做。我想念你?

anny :真的吗?

天使:是的。我想念你这么多。

anny :妈咪!

天使:恩…

anny :妈咪!

天使:是的呢?

anny (笑若银铃)

(天使慈爱地笑,心略有所安)

anny (突然又哭了) :但妈咪,你为什么不回来呢?我生病。

天使(关切地) : anny ,你在哪里?告诉我,你在哪里?

anny :妈咪,我很现在在医院。我觉得痛苦,但我没有哭。爸爸说,一个谁的呼声是不是一个好女孩。那么,您就不会回来。妈咪,你能回来见我?我等着你,没有眼泪。

天使: anny ,我,我不是…哦,是的,妈妈还会回来看到你(爸爸推门入,见anny在打电话,连忙夺过)

爸爸:我已经告诉你,不要求任何其他人。

(对着电话)对不起,我真的很抱歉。儿童不安的你。

天使:不要紧。我是一个母亲,太。据我所知,她的。可我知道事实真相?

爸爸:嗯… ,她的妈妈是不是在这里。所以她呼吁,并呼吁。

天使:在哪里的anny的母亲呢?你离婚呢?

爸爸:不,不。我希望她会回来。但…

天使:您不信任我?我的天使,行政广播机构的热线电话。

爸爸(回头看anny ) :那么,我会告诉你真相,其他一些天。

天使:所有权利。

(灯暗景换)

在左边: anny的客厅。

关于权利: anny的教室。

(左右同时演绎)

左:

爸爸: anny的妈妈去世,在一个tracffic意外,六年前。她告诉我,以隐瞒真相。这是信anny 。

教师:儿童,在这个阶层。让我们享受anny的组成“了一封信给木乃伊” 。

(天使, anny同时,时空错接,音乐起)

天使: anny ,我亲爱的宝贝!

anny :妈咪,我亲爱的妈咪!

天使:当我们发挥隐藏,并寻求,我很容易被发现。

anny :当我们发挥隐藏,并寻求,我可找到您轻松。

天使:但这个时候,你不能找到我。

anny :但这个时候,我无法找到你。

天使:婴儿,我们有一个日期。当你14 ,你可以找到我。

anny :妈咪,我们有一个日期。爸爸说,当我14 ,我可以找到您。

天使:婴儿,游戏会持续这么久。我不知道如果你有没有勇气继续下去。

anny :木乃伊,不要担心。我长大了你我身边的武器在我的梦想。

天使: anny ,如果时间是这么久,妈妈会跟你当你看我们的照片。

anny :妈妈,信中你留给我是这么久。我看了它,每天晚上,一次又一次。

天使: anny ,你的生日礼物是对衣柜。

anny :妈咪,我已经知道真相。每一次我乘搭巴士,我可以看到你爸爸眼睛是雪亮的。

天使: anny ,我真的担心,如果你将非常伤心后,您的14岁生日。是否有任何人爱你所有自己的生命?

anny :妈咪,我永远不会放弃。我相信是有要求的天堂。我会爱爸爸。我会爱自己。我飞我自己的翅膀一天。

天使: anny ,我亲爱的。

anny :妈咪,是安全的所有方式。有没有眼泪,在天堂。
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