Question

求助高手！英语翻译。急死人！！！

黄健翔可以在相声里继续高喊，萨达姆可以续写绞刑架下的报告，张钰可以坚持拒绝性交易，周新可以改教少儿英语。孔子却不可以在每一个春秋里继续着他的诗书礼易。忘却了思考、放弃了平淡的自我，那么高喊、咆哮、交易和炒作将无法改变一段岁月的桎梏和枷锁。也许，我们会发现，自由本身就是自由的囹圄，正是那开放了你欲望的试金石，却禁锢了你未知的彼岸花。或许，天堂和地狱很近很近，象真理和谬误一样。

翻译成英语，英语老师突然给了如此难得中译英，对我高中水平实在难了，请高手帮一把，不要用翻译器，我用过，简直文理不通。好的翻译另加分，谢了！
第一句可以不翻，重点是后四句，最好有文采。

Answer 1

Huang Jianxiang may keep shouting in his comic dialogues,Saddam may continue writing his report under the gallows tree,Zhang Yu may insist on refusing sexual deals,Zhou Xin may change to teach children English. Yet Confucius may not hold on his works in every spring and autumn. If we've forgotten considering and given up quiet selfhood,then shouting,roaring,dealing and speculating can't remove the shackle and cangue of a period.Maybe,we'll find that freedom is just the jail of itself. It's the very touchstone that loose your desires confines your unknown external beauties.Or maybe,the heaven is quite near to the hell,just like the truth is to the falsehood.
(我要说，这段汉语实在是美，但不是高中生能翻译了的)

Answer 2

Huang Jianxiang can continue to shout during his comedy acts, and Saddam can keep scribbling reports under the gallows. Zhang Yu can keep refusing to bargain with sexual favors, while Zhou Xin can switch to teaching English to children. But Confucius cannot continue to write his 诗书礼易 (teachings?) each season. When thought is forgotten and the plain, unadorned self is abandoned, then no amount of shouting, howling, bargaining, and 炒作 can change the incarceration of that time period. Perhaps, we will discover that freedom is its own trap, just like the philosopher's stone that lured forth your desires yet imprisoned the unknown blossoms of your future. Perhaps, heaven and hell actually lie close together, just like rationality and madness are two sides of the same coin.

Answer 3

Huang Jianxiang may continue in the crosstalk to shout loudly, Saddam may continue writes under the topping cheat the report, opens the treasure to be possible to persist the rejection transaction, the week may change newly teaches the children English.Kong Zi may not continue his poetry book ritual actually in each spring and autumn to be easy.Had put behind the ponder, gave up lightly, then will shout loudly, roars, the transaction and hypes is unable to change for section of years the shackles and the shackles.Perhaps, we can discover that, free itself is the free prison, was precisely that opened your desire touchstone, has actually imprisoned your unknown other shore flower.Perhaps, the heaven and the hell very nearly are very near, look like the truth and the error are same.

Answer 4

我只能说你老师太变态了