Question

急求英语幽默小短文！！

Answer 1

Jerry
went
to
a
psychiatrist.
"Doc,"
he
said,
"I've
got
trouble.
Every
time
I
get
into
bed,
I
think
there's
somebody
under
it.
I'm
going
crazy!"
Just
put
yourself
in
my
hands
for
one
year,"
said
the
shrink.
"Come
to
me
three
times
a
week,
and
I'll
cure
your
fears."
How
much
do
you
charge?"
A
hundred
dollars
per
visit."
I'll
sleep
on
it,"
said
Jerry.
Six
months
later
the
doctor
met
Jerry
on
the
street.
"Why
didn't
you
ever
come
to
see
me
again?"
asked
the
psychiatrist.
For
a
hundred
bucks
a
visit?
The
bartender
cured
me
for
$10."
"Is
that
so!
How?"
He
told
me
to
cut
the
legs
off
the
bed!"
Ain't
nobody
under
there
now!!!
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！”

Answer 2

Only
Half
John:Doctor,lately
I
hear
only
half
as
good
as
I
suppose
to.
Doctor:I
don't
understand
that,but
let's
try
a
small
test.Say
after
me:Eighty-eight.
John:Forty-four.
只能听一半
约翰：医生，最近我只能听到一半。
医生：我不明白，这样，我们做个测试吧。跟我说：八十八。
约翰：四十四。