英文小笑话带翻译
英文小笑话带翻译
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英文小笑话带翻译篇一：坚持不懈是一种美德
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New Yorkat Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as astudent.
获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see anelderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is avirtue."
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
英文小笑话带翻译篇二：
Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现我一个梦想。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
英文小笑话带翻译篇三：传教士买鹦鹉A preacher is buying a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉。
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
“噢，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主向他保证。
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
“你看见它腿上的.那些细绳了吗?当你拉动右边这根，它会背诵天主经;当你拉动左边那根，它会背诵赞美诗。”
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两根绳子，会发生什么呢?”
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
“我会从树干上掉下去，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
英文小笑话带翻译篇四：A Regimen 养生之道
An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health.
The doctor looked him up thoroughly1, and then told him: "Everything is fine." As the old man paid his fee, the doctor asked him: "Have you followed any regimen to help you keepphysically2 fit?"
"Well," replied the old man, "when I was married fifty years ago, I made an agreement with my wife that when I lost my temper3 and easily got angry, she would remain silent and when she lost her temper, I would leave the house. So for over fifty years I had enjoyed a fine outdoor life. That no doubt is the season why I can keep physically fit."
一个76岁的老头去找医生给他做一次常规体检，以了解他的健康状况。
医生给他仔细检查后告诉他：“一切都很好。”老人缴费的时候，医生问他：“你有什么养生之道帮助你保持健康呢?”
老头回答道：“哦，50年前结婚时我就和妻子约定：当我生气了，容易发怒的时候，她要保持沉默;而当她生气时，我就出门去。于是我得以享受了50多年美好的户外生活。这一点就是能够使我保持健康的原因。”
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