Question

编写幽默的英语小故事

Answer 1

1.The Dead of !Although frightened, He took a deep breath and stopped by her side. A gust of chilly wind as the women got in the taxi. “Where are you going， your ears are dirty because you refuse to listen to advice， you know nothing about history because of your dirty body， and you tolerate nobody because of the dirt in your belly.” Cao， infuriated， ordered him to the battle front， hoping the enemy's sword would kill him. 　　Dear Tim, 　　 　　shall by too dull doll by too jack won, 　　 　　dolphin long can Jim shall by too low, 　　 　　shall by too when dull low, doll car low, 　　 　　dolphin long doll Ham Eason 　　 　　“more power!” 　 中文原文: 　　第二题 　　小白兔到大白兔家玩， 　　大灰狼看见小白兔了， 　　小白兔闻到了，逃开了， 　　大灰狼大喊一声 　　“莫跑！” 　　Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the *** allest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．” “You don't know my work，” said the other． “What is your work？” “I'm a policeman． “Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman． “I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．” 译文：（自己简单翻译） 你知道我是干什么的吗？ 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。” 　　Oh...cool!!!!It just like a kind of animal......CAT !!!! So,It can move fast!!!!! 　　Mi Heng's Denouncement of Cao Cao 　　Mi Heng was remended to Cao Cao when the latter， to expand his infLüence， needed someone to lobby Liu Biao. But Mi was slighted. Mi took his anger out on almost all of Cao Cao's subordinates. One day， at a banquet in honor of distinguished guests， Cao bid Mi to work as a drummer， just to insult him for fun. Mi came dressed in rag， and when asked why he simply stripped off what was on him to proudly stand nude before the public. Guests shut their eyes in embarras *** ent. To rebut the angry blame by Cao Cao. Mi said. “You said I'm shameless？ Not me but someone who has misled his majesty. Let people vies my clean conscience.” “If you're clean，” Cao roared， “Who's dirty？” “You！” Mi sneered. “Your eyes are dirty for being unable to tell good men from bad， your mouth is dirty because you do not read， your ears are dirty because you refuse to listen to advice， you know nothing about history because of your dirty body， and you tolerate nobody because of the dirt in your belly.” Cao， infuriated， ordered him to the battle front， hoping the enemy's sword would kill him. 　　Mi Heng's Denouncement of Cao Cao　　Mi Heng was remended to Cao Cao when the latter， to expand his infLüence， needed someone to lobby Liu Biao. But Mi was slighted. Mi took his anger out on almost all of Cao Cao's subordinates. One day， at a banquet in honor of distinguished guests， Cao bid Mi to work as a drummer， just to insult him for fun. Mi came dressed in rag， and when asked why he simply stripped off what was on him to proudly stand nude before the public. Guests shut their eyes in embarras *** ent. To rebut the angry blame by Cao Cao. Mi said. “You said I'm shameless？ Not me but someone who has misled his majesty. Let people vies my clean conscience.” “If you're clean，” Cao roared， “Who's dirty？” “You！” Mi sneered. “Your eyes are dirty for being unable to tell good men from bad， your mouth is dirty because you do not read， your ears are dirty because you refuse to listen to advice， you know nothing about history because of your dirty body， and you tolerate nobody because of the dirt in your belly.” Cao， infuriated， ordered him to the battle front， hoping the enemy's sword would kill him.