Question

高分请高手帮我把这些广告词翻译成英文，在线等~

这人啊一上年纪就缺钙，过去一天三遍地吃，麻烦！现在好了，有了新盖中盖高钙片，一片顶过去五片，高压片，水果味，一个片嘣五楼，不费劲儿！一天一片,效果不错,还实惠!

买东西，还得认牌子，老理说得好，一分钱一分货！新盖中盖高钙片，名厂名牌，买它错不了，这高钙片，就认新盖中盖牌！！

在线等，急需！！
请不要用翻译机翻译，谢谢，要人性化一些，可适当添加一些元素，但又不失这广告词的特色~

Answer 1

Ah older man on a calcium deficiency, over and over the past three a day to eat, trouble! Well now, a new building built in high-calcium, a top-5 in the past, high-voltage chip, fruit flavor, bang on the fifth floor of a film, not Feijin Er! A day, a good effect, but also benefits!

Shopping, have brand recognition, said the old well, a penny goods! Cover to build a new high in calcium, 000 factory famous brand, can not buy it wrong, this high-calcium, to build a new identification card in the cover! !

On-line, and so urgently needed! !

Answer 2

Ah old man of calcium deficiency, and in the last 3 days to eat, trouble! Well, now, a new construction in high calcium, the highest - 5 in the past, high-voltage chips, fruit flavor, the film standings on the fifth floor, do not Fee Jiner! Day, a good effect, but also to!

Shopping, brand awareness that the old well, one cent of the goods! Included in the new high calcium, 000 factory famous can not buy the wrong, the high calcium, create a new identity to cover!