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英语翻译 急急急！！！

用英语帮我翻译一下下面的话
德国姓氏种类繁多，从性格、情感到人体部位；从动物、颜色到职业等等，五花八门、无奇不有。姓高兴姓火大、姓黑姓白、姓鼻子姓嘴任你选。狼、狐狸、熊并不奇怪；麻雀、山雀、乌鸦也很常见。还有很多名字与职业有关。
有姓“Lustig”（有趣）的，有姓“Schoen”（非常、漂亮）的、还有姓“Ganz”（很，特别）的，再加上“Sauer”，这样就有了几个组合的可能性，比如schoen lustig（非常有意思），ganz sauer（特别生气）。
Notdurft在德语里有好几个意思，其中之一是内急、大小便；但是也有生活必需品的意思。
德国人的姓氏中许多是社会职业的名称，从农民到工匠，从医生、法官到作家、诗人，应有尽有。这些职业反映的是几百年前的德国社会生活，现代生活中出现的职业如工程师、火车司机等是没有的。
比如有姓木匠、皮匠、鞋匠、染匠、瓦匠、厨师、面包师、屠夫、裁缝、壁炉匠、钳工、理发师的，还有姓磨坊工、花工、牧羊人、渔夫、矿工、猎人、农民等等。
这些姓氏搞不好会和自己真正的职业发生冲撞，比如一家医生诊所的名牌上赫然写着：Dr. Schlachter（屠夫），大概老祖宗是屠夫吧，当然想不到若干代之后有子孙会当医生。但是这个名字比Leichenberg(尸体山)应该好很多，而且也比Mörder(杀人犯)温和一些，再怎么说屠夫干的还是合法的事情。
Christian是个男人的名字，想像着一位人高马大的德国男士被别人称为Herr Mutter（母亲先生），觉得很有意思。无独有偶，德国还有一个姓Vater（父亲），如果女士拥有这个姓，就是父亲女士了。
当我们看到“狼”（Wolf）先生、“鸟”（Vogel）小姐、“狐狸”（Fuchs）老奶奶、“熊”（Bär）爷爷、“公鸡”（Hahn）太太，“猪蹄”（Schweinefuß）女士、“兔脚”（Hasenfuß）先生出现在街上时，不由地感叹，德国真是一个奇妙的国度。
最为奇特的是，人体许多器官的名称也被用来作为德国人的姓氏，从脑袋（Kopf）、心脏（Herz）、肚子（Bauch）、肝脏（Leber）到腿（Bein）、胳膊（Arm）、手（Hand），还有耳（Ohr）、鼻（Nase）、眼（Auge）、牙（Zahn）均用作姓氏。现在德国人在称呼别人时已完全不去想这些词的含义了
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Answer 1

German name sort is various, from the character, emotion to human body parts; From animals, color to profession and so on, is multifarious, wide world out there. Happy surnamed fire big, black and white, surnamed nose surnamed your choice of mouth. The Wolf, fox, bears do not strange; The sparrow, tits, crows are also common. There are many names related to career.
Have surname "Lustig" (funny), has a surname "Schoen" (very nice), and the name is "Ganz (very, special," plus "Sauer", so there is the possibility of a combination of a few, such as Schoen Lustig (very interesting), Ganz Sauer (very angry).
Notdurft in German has several meanings, one of which is inside nasty, urine; But it has the meaning of life necessities.
Many German's surname is the name of the professional society, from farmers to artisans, from doctors, judges to the writer, the poet, you name it. These reflect the social life of Germany is a few hundred years ago, in the modern life of career is not such as engineers, train driver.
Such as the name of the carpenter, the cobbler, the shoemaker, dye, masons, cooks and bakers, butcher, tailor, fireplace, fitter, a barber, and name of the mill worker, florist, shepherds, fishermen, hunters, farmers, miners, and so on.
These surnames maybe will collided and their own real career, such as a doctor clinic nameplate impressively write: Dr. Schlachter (butcher), probably is a butcher ancestors, not after several generations of children have to be a doctor. But the name than Leichenberg (body) should be a lot better, but also than Morder (murderer), moderate and some legitimate again how to say the butcher do.
Christian is a man's name, imagined a big burly man Germany being called Herr Mutter Mr (mother), feel very interesting. Similarly, Germany has a surname Vater (father), if the woman has the last name, ms is the father.
When we see the "Wolf" Mr (Wolf), "bird" (Vogel) miss, "fox" (Fuchs) grandma, grandpa "bear" (Bar), "rooster" Mrs (Hahn), "pig" (to decide Schweinefu) ms, Mr. "a rabbit's foot" (to decide Hasenfu) appeared in the street, do not sigh, by the German is really a wonderful country.
The name of the most peculiar is that many organs have also been used as a German name, from the head (Kopf), heart (Herz), stomach (Bauch), liver (Leber) to the leg (Bein), Arm (Arm), Hand (Hand), and ear (Ohr), nose (Nase), eyes (Auge), tooth (Zahn) are used as a surname. Now the germans call someone is completely not to think about the meaning of these words.

追问

前两段有点奇怪，要是改成一些人姓……一些人姓……怎么说？

追答

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