Question

英语好的帮帮忙翻译一下！

某学生翻墙被校长捉住，校长问：“你为什么翻墙？”学生指着上衣说：“美特斯邦威，不走寻常路！”校长又问：“这么高的墙你怎么翻过去的？”学生指着裤子说：“李宁，一切皆有可能！”校长生气地说：“翻墙的滋味怎样？”学生指着鞋：“特步，飞一般的感觉！”

次日，学生从正门出，校长惊奇道：“今天怎么不翻了？”学生指着全身说：“安踏，我选择我喜欢！”校长大怒：“我要记你大过！”学生不满，问：“为什么？我又没犯错！”校长冷笑道：“动感地带，我的地盘我做主！”

Answer 1

A student was caught by the principal while crossing the wall, principal asked: "Why do you cross the wall?" Pointing to his T-shirt, the student said, "Metersbonwe, do not take the usual way!" The principal asked: " how do you cross over such a high wall?"The student said, pointing to his trousers," Li Ning, anything is possible! "Chancellor said angrily:" waht do you feel while crossing? "pointing to his Shoes, the student," Te Bu, the general feeling of flying! "

The next day,the student went out from the main entrance, president with surprise, "why not cross today?" Pointing to body,the student said: "Anta, I choose what I like!" The principal was furious, "I would like to record it!" Student Dissatisfied and asked: "Why? I did not make any mistakes!" Principal sneer: "M-Zone, I am the master of my site!"

Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

A student was catched on the spot when trying to climb up a wall."Why do you climb it?",the headmaster asked.Then the student pointed at his coat and said,"I will go in a unusual way because of
Metersbonwe."

算了,看的出来你在玩.我不回答了!