Question

搞笑的英语句子和翻译有哪些？

Answer 1

来几个有趣的。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

1. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

2. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
   聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

3. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
   “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

4. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
   “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

5. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
   要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

   翻译一下好搞笑~
   

Answer 2

感觉你好漂亮