Question

英语搞笑句子

Answer 1

英语搞笑句子如下供参考：

1. 思想有多远，你就给我滚多远。Think how far, you roll how far to me.

2. 别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die in rhythm.

3. 答应我，假如喜欢我，那就不要客气。Promise me that if you like me, you're welcome.

4. 何以解忧，唯有暴富。How to solve the worry, only rich.

5. 我要去宇宙了，回来摘星星给你。I'm going out into the universe. I'll come back and pick up the stars for you.

6. 脑子是个好东西，但如果你胸大，没有也行。A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

7. 我看起来太胖，是被生活打肿的。I look too fat. I've been beaten up by life.