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初中英语幽默故事一分钟

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英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy enty pounds of patotoes." 　　"Where is the shopping bag?" 　　"I haven't got one-use your hat 大头娃娃 　　一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。” 　　“购物袋在哪儿？” 　　“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。” 　　A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!