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帮我，中文翻译英文，麻烦各位高手大大神神巨巨

不要翻译器的。谢谢各位啦
以下内容：
结婚后要讲理，打人是不对的！
我们是和平的家庭！
我答应你，以后不老是看美女，只要她不比你漂亮！
你不能老是去看帅哥，比我帅都不行！
每天要煮饭给我，做家务，把家整理得漂漂亮亮的。
不能这样对我！虽然你不会煮饭！
看到没有，这是你学习的榜样！
为人妻，不能讨好丈夫的胃，你离寡妇不远了！到时候别哭！
不管事情对错，老公总是对的。有意见请参照上一句，再有意见就进行中世纪战争！谁赢谁是对的！我们的家是很民主的！
对我温柔点！不许对我用冷兵器！如果你嫌弃我，要离开我！我会紧紧的抱着你，不让你离开！不管什么时候，我对你都是不抛弃，不放弃！
钱我来挣，不许你到外面劳累！这是男人的浪漫！你是不懂的！
将来有小孩，要教他们相亲相爱，不要学我们。
我会好好锻炼，让自己有一个好身体，活的更久，还能保护你，不让你受到伤害。比你死得晚，让你在人生的最后一眼看见的还是我。不会比你死得早，让你因失去我而痛苦。
彪悍的婚姻不需要理由！
不要翻译器，也不要再在线翻译的，这个我是要用来交作业的！！

Answer 1

The get married queen wants to be reasonable , beating person is incorrect! We be peaceful family! I promise you , look at no always a beautiful woman hereafter, as long as she is not more beautiful than you! You can not always visit a handsome boy , all not good than my chief commander! Need to cook of rice making household duties for me every day, home is arranged beautifully. Can not direct on like this I Though you are incapable cook of rice! See that this is not the model that you learn from! Conduct wife , the stomach being able to not curry favour with a husband, you be away from the widow has been not far! Do not cry at that time! Always suit despite the thing to the mistake , the husband. Have an idea to consult previous, please , have an idea to carry out war in the Middle Ages right away again! Whom who beats be a pair! Our family be very democratic! To my mild point! It is not allowed to use the cold armament to me! If you cold-shoulder me, need to leave me! My armful that can fasten is burning you, do not allow you to leave! Whenever, I all am not to abandon to you, do not give up! Come money to be earned me , it is not allowed for you to arrive at outside tired! This be man's romanticism! You be not to know! Have child, to teach them being deeply attached to each other in the future , not learning us. I may take exercise well , let self have a good body , longer , can protect you in a lively way, do not allow you to hurt. Than you die late, being still I let you see in the life at last glance. Being not going to be than you die early , make your reason lose me but pained. Fierce marriage of young tiger does not need a reason!

Answer 2

Want reasonable after get married, hit persons is wrong!
We are peaceful families!
I promise you, hereafter not and always see beauty, want ～only her unlike you are beautiful!
You can't always see a handsome boy, more handsome than me all don't go!
Want to cook to me everyday, do household chores, the pair of house sorting gets Piao beautiful and bright of.
Can't so to me!Although you will not cook!
See have no, this is you the model of the study!
Behave wife, can't try to please the husband's stomach, you leave widow not far!Don't cry when the time comes!
Ignore an affair to wrong, the husband is always right.Have intention to to see to please to according to previous , again have intention to see in progress century war!Who win who is right!Our houses are very democratic!
Order my gentleness!Forbid to use cold weapon to me!If you abandon me, leave I!I will tightly embrace you, don't let you leave!Ignore when, I am to don't abandon to you, don't give up!
Money I come to Zheng and forbid you to the outside weariness from overwork!This be the man's romance!You don't understand!
Will there is kid in the future, teach they be very loving, don't will learn us.
I will be easy to toughen, let oneself have a healthy body and live of longer, can also protect you, don't let you suffer from injury.Compare your dead night, let you are in the life of last a see to see of still I.Will not compare you to die early, let you because of lose me but pain and sufferings.
The marriage of young tiger Han doesn't need reason!

Answer 3

After marriage to reasonable, the object is wrong!
We are peace family!
I promise you, youth is to see beauty, after you if she is beautiful!
You can't always go to see my handsome boy is not!
Every day, I do housework cooks for family, was charmingly arrangement.
Can't do this to me! Although you don't cook!
No, this is your learning model!
As a wife and husband stomach, not to you from the widow's! Then don't cry!
Whether rightly or wrongly, my husband always on things. Please refer to the opinions and views on there is war! Medieval Who wins who is right! Our house is very democracy!
To be gentle. For I use were not! If you want to leave me, avoid me! I will carry you tight, don't let you go! No matter what, I told you are not abandoned, don't give up!
To earn money to me, you go outside tired! This is the man's romantic! You don't know!
In the future, and to teach their children is to love, don't learn it.
I'll take exercise, let yourself to have a good body, longer, also can protect you, don't let you hurt. More than you, let you die late in life finally saw or me. Never die sooner than you, and make you lose my pain.
Marriage is not needed for the tough!

Answer 4

Reasonable to get married, beating is not right!
We are a peaceful family!
I promise you will not always look beautiful, as long as she was beautiful than you!
You can not always see a handsome guy, I do not Shuai line!
I want to cook every day, do housework, finishing a house nines of the Moon.
I can not! Although you do not cook!
Did not see, this is your role models!
Wife, not to please her husband's stomach, you are far away from the widow! At that time not cry!
Whether right or wrong thing, the husband is always right. Some see the sentence carried out further views on the war in the Middle Ages! Who wins who is right! Our family is very democratic!
I gently point! Not for me to use cold weapons! If you find it too me, and I want to leave! I will firmly hold of you, let you leave! No matter what, I do not abandon you, do not give up!
I have to earn money, not you tired out! This is a man's romantic! You do not understand!
There are children in the future, it is necessary to teach them to love each other, we do not learn.
I will exercise so that they have a good body, live longer, but also protect you from harm you. Than you die late in life, you see a final I was. Than you will not die early, you lose as a result of my painful.
Biaohan no reason for the marriage!