Question

求一个简单易懂的英语笑话

介绍一些英语的 笑话或者脑筋急转弯

要简单易懂的，初中水平的就行
谢谢

Answer 1

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? （愚人节人们为什么疲倦？）
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? （老鼠害怕什么天气？）
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? （狗什么时候不愿跟随主人？）
4.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? （感恩节时哪个国家最受欢迎？）
5.What question can never be answered by “yes”? （哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”？）
6.What tree is always very sad? （那种树总是很伤心？）
7.Why is an empty purse always the same? （为什么空钱包总是一样的？）
8.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? （什么东西用时满闲时空？）
9.What do every couple have in common? （每对夫妻都有的共同点是什么？）
10.When can you get water with a net? （什么时候可以用网兜装水？）
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答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月；行军)

2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.Turkey.(土耳其 Turkey，土耳其，火鸡 )

5.Are you asleep? （你睡着了吗）

6.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

7. Because there is never any change in it.( 因为没有零钱。Change 零钱，改变 )

8.A shoe. （鞋子）

9.They are married on the same day.（他们同一天结婚）

10.When water is turned into ice. （当水结成冰时）

第二部分：
Questions:

1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、Why don't women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？

Keys:

1. They make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4、The cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5、Because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。
6、Noice.噪音。
7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. At a retail store.在零售商店。

第三部分：
1. What changes a pear into a peal? 什么把“pear”变成了“peal”？
2. What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”？
3. What two words contain thousands of letters? 那两个单词包含了上千封信？
4. Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪？
5. Four boys have a basket with four pears in it .How can you divide the pears so that each boy gets a whole pear and one remains in the basket? 有四个男孩，他们有一个筐子，里面放了四个梨。要让每个男孩都有一个整梨并且筐子里还必须留一个，你会怎么分？
6. What is the smallest bridge in the world？ 世界上最短的桥是什么桥？
7. Why is the letter E so important? 字母E为什么这么重要？
8. Which room in the world can you never enter?世界上哪间房子你不能进去？
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【答案】：
1. The letter " L" 字母L
2. "What does y-e-s spell?" （当别人问你）“yes”怎么拼？
3. post office 邮局（其实原句的意思是故意让人们把Letter理解成字母，这样就不好猜了）
4. In the darkness. 在黑暗中
5. Give three boys a pear each , and give the fourth boy a pear with the basket. 给三个孩子一人一个，然后把筐子和最后一个梨一起给第四个男孩。
6. the bridge of nose. 鼻梁
7. Because it's the begining of everything! 因为它是所有的开始！（everything：所有）
8. Mushroom 蘑菇

p.s.：不好意思我没有看清你的要求，不过这么多你可以在里面挑自己需要的，^_^～
不过我确实找到了很多，这里是网站，绝对够用！
http://www.rr365.com/english/200611/english_9254.html
参考资料：http://www.icandy.cn/blog/article.asp?id=66;http://v3.7880.com/Info/Article-48e57fc0.html

Answer 2

甲：猪用英语怎么说？
乙：pig
甲：不是吧，中间是u
乙：是i
甲:不是，猪明明是u
乙：不是，明明是i
甲：u
乙：i
。。。。

Answer 3

one car come,one car go.two cars "peng peng!!"one car died~

Answer 4

I
am
the
Driver
The
bus
was
crowded,
and
as
one
more
man
tried
to
get
on,
the
passengers
wouldn't
let
him
aboard.
"It's
too
crowded,"
they
shouted.
"What
do
you
think
you
are?"
"I'm
the
driver,"
he
said.
我是司机
一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。
“太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁？”
“我是司机。”他回答说。

Answer 5

超级疯狂英语！
1、Good good study ，Day day up ~ 好好学习，天天向上！
2、we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
3、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
4、If you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you ！
如果你不鸟我，我也不鸟你！
5、I will give you some color to see see ！
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧！
6、you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8、8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
9、WATCH SISTER 表妹
10、小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
11、If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
12、I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
13、as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！