Question

明天英语老师让我在全班同学面前就是讲个笑话谁给我提供一个

Answer 1

Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？ 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

Answer 2

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的男士说：“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”男士回应说：“你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。”

Answer 3

你就更大家我讲一个很短的笑话，从前有个太监，下面没有了

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挺有内涵

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你还可以打电话跟你英语老师说，老师我给你讲个笑话，我给你吹牛好不好？然后你就对着你你手机话筒吹气

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哈哈，不过老师让我在全班面前讲，谢谢！

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怎么这样啊？被老师叫到两台去讲笑话

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英语老师起高调

在班分组

一共9个

我是7组组长‘

别组加分比我组多

作为惩罚，我要表演节且

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现在表演完了吗

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恩，谢谢啦

Answer 4

上网搜

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我现在不就是上网搜呢吗？

Answer 5

你笑着讲老师好同学们好就行了

Answer 6

你们那有没有英语双语报啊，里面有好多

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重要是笑活与英语无关只是被英语老师罚