Question

牛人翻译以下奇怪的英文

S：Eh,what you want to eat?We have nasi goring,mee goring rooti prrata also haf,whatchiu want to eat?

B:Er.. you gimme one nasi goring ah...with pork.

S:ello,sir.Very sorry to tell you we RK house never sell any porku over here.No pork at all.

B:No Pok?eh...Murtabak...you got what Murtabak ar?

S:Murtabak...we have haf mutton Murtabak.you want the small one,big one or medium one?The small one is only 5 dollar valy chip.

B:I want er..big one...ah...Murtabak...wif...pok.

S:Eh...hallo boss I tell you we never sell any pok'k? You dun try to come here disturb me I tell you...We no pok at all.

B:So you'all Halal,no pok..ar?

S:Yes,we Halal.RK House all Halal...All the things no pok.you want the ..no...nothing,nothing pok,no pok at all.

B:No Pok at all?You gimme ...mee goreng.

S:Mee goreng putaya,sir?

B:Yes...Mee goreng,not pataya,with pok.

S:Ello!Sir I tell you no pok at all.Mee goreng only got pataya.No pork I tell you try to disturb me one more time I tell you.I call the police I tell you.

B:Eh...You sell soup here?Soup...soup?

S:Yes,we got soup.We got chicken soup,we got de..tom yum soup,we got the ...ah...ayam soup...what soup you want,sir?

B:I want pok intestine

S:Ello!Sir!How many times must I tell U,my soup here.No pok!No Pok!You all understand?NO POK!!!!!!!!

B：OK，OK，no pok，no pok.We understand that.OK?

S:One more time you order pok...I rrreally call the police I tell you.

B:Er..you gimme ..nasi babi(Pig rice)

S:Ello!!!I tell you no pok!!!!!!!!!

"Scoof"walk away

Answer 1

太多了吧。。。呵呵 留给新人练手吧。。。。

Answer 2

S：Eh你对eat?We富人米饭想要什么用角顶mee用角顶rooti prrata也haf,whatchiu贫穷向吃饭吗? B:Er..你乞讨一米饭用角顶啊......用猪肉. 抱歉告诉你S:ello,sir.Very我们RK房子根本不出售here.No猪肉给任何porku剩余物. B:No Pok?eh......Murtabak......你什么得到Murtabak ar吗? S:Murtabak......我们想要小的那个让haf羊肉Murtabak.you,大的或者中等one?The小一是仅valy凿掉的5美元. B:I啊...想要er..big一...Murtabak......wif......pok. S:Eh......"嘿"的一声老板我告诉你我们从不出售pok'k给一些吗?你暗褐色的尝试向情欲高潮这里扰乱自我我真的告诉你......我们没有pok. B:So you'allHalal,没有pok..ar吗? S:Yes我们Halal.RK国会所有的一切Halal......所有的东西不pok.you想要..no......无足轻重,无足轻重pok,没有pok真的. 在all?You乞讨......mee gorengB:No Pok. S:Mee gorengputaya,先生吗? 有pok的B:Yes......Mee goreng,不pataya. S:Ello!Sir我告诉你没有pok在all.Mee goreng,我告诉仅得到pataya.No猪肉你设法我告诉you.I的还有一时间扰乱自我的给我告诉警察你的打电话. B:Eh......你出售汤here?Soup......汤吗? S:Yes我们使soup.We被得到鸡汤,我们de..tom yum汤得到,我们到达啊...ayam汤......你想要什么样的汤先生吗? B:I想要pok肠 S:Ello!Sir!How许多次我必须告诉U,我的汤here.No pok!NoPok!You所有的一切understand?NO POK!!!!!!!! B：OK，OK，no pok，nopok.We懂得that.OK吗? 你为pok......我订购rrreally的S:One更多时间给我告诉警察你的打电话. B:Er..you乞讨..nasibabi((Pig稻子) S:Ello!!!I告诉你没有pok!!!!!!!!! "Scoof"走路在客方场地的比赛

Answer 3

宗师，上啊。我等待你的表现！！
太酷了，我只看懂一点诶。