Question

帮忙用地道英语翻译一下这个小故事

昨晚偶在公交车上遇见一件让人深思、搞笑的事
车到某站上来一家三口，上车后父亲一直考孩子英语。孩子是个7、8岁的小胖墩，从着装看父母

应是工薪阶层，父对儿语：“妈妈给你报个小提琴班，明早8点开始，喜欢学不？”儿不语。父

又道：“拉到10点后去学跳舞，下午1点学画画，3点学武术，晚上6点学奥数！儿子，然后你爱

做什么就做什么”小胖墩不耐烦地说到，“我学完武术后回家就给你俩一顿胖揍！”众人皆汉！

可怜天下父母心啊！
读书的时候上晚自习迟到，偷偷拿walkman出来听，边听边偷偷跟同事说：“老师进来了告诉我

”，结果全班同学一起注视过来～～～（why？你没有过带耳塞讲话的经历吗？）
最惨的是班主任从第一排的位置站起来说“找我有事啊？”

Answer 1

Accidentally met a matter car that let the person think deeply,make to smile to the some station to come up a three people on the bus last night, the father has been test child's English after get on the car.Child is 7,8-year-old and small fat 墩 , should be the work salary stratum from packing to see the parents, father to baby-talk:"does mother report a violin class to you, start, like to learn not at 8:00 tomorrow morning?"The son is a language not.The father and then way:"pull to learn the dancing after 10:00, learn to paint at 1:00 P.M., learn the martial arts 3:00, learn the 奥 number at 6:00 P.M.!Son, then you go home and then is fat for your a pair at one feed to beat after love do what do what"the small fat 墩 impatiently makes reference to, " me learn the martial arts through!"Public all 汉 ! Have mercy on the world parents' heart! The self-study of last night of time of study be late, secretly taking the walkman to come out to hear, the side hear the side to secretly say with colleague:"the teacher came in to tell me", the result a classmate together eye to come over~~~(why?Didn't you lead to take the career that the ear fills to talk?) Most miserably of is a form master from a the position uprising of the row say"seek me to occupy?"

Answer 2

Even last night in a bus met people food for thought, funny thing

Car to a stop up a family of three, on the train after the father has been test children in English. The child is a 7,8-year-old小胖Tun, from the dress to see parents

Should be a working-class, the father of the child the words: "Mom reported to you a violin classes, 8:00 to start tomorrow morning, do not like school?" Children are not words. Father

Also: "The pulled after 10:00 to learn to dance, 13:00 study painting, martial arts school 3:00, 18:00 Mathematical Olympiad school! Son, and then you love

What to do on what "小胖Tun said impatiently," I go home after school martial arts END give you both a fat beat! "Jiehan everyone!

Poor Parents ah!

晚自习on school days late, secretly holding out walkman listening, secretly listened to my colleagues said: "The teacher came to tell me

"Watch the results come together with the whole class ~ ~ ~ (why? You do not have the experience to bring earplugs speech right?)

Worse still is the class from the first row position to stand up and say "ah me something?"

Answer 3

Accidentally met a matter car that let the person think deeply,make to smile to the some station to come up a three people on the bus last night, the father has been test child's English after get on the car.Child is 7,8-year-old and small fat 墩 , should be the work salary stratum from packing to see the parents, father to baby-talk:"does mother report a violin class to you, start, like to learn not at 8:00 tomorrow morning?"The son is a language not.The father and then way:"pull to learn the dancing after 10:00, learn to paint at 1:00 P.M., learn the martial arts 3:00, learn the 奥 number at 6:00 P.M.!Son, then you go home and then is fat for your a pair at one feed to beat after love do what do what"the small fat 墩 impatiently makes reference to, " me learn the martial arts through!"Public all 汉 ! Have mercy on the world parents' heart! The self-study of last night of time of study be late, secretly taking the walkman to come out to hear, the side hear the side to secretly say with colleague:"the teacher came in to tell me", the result a classmate together eye to come over~~~(why?Didn't you lead to take the career that the ear fills to talk?) Most miserably of is a form master from a the position uprising of the row say"seek me to occupy?"

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