【汉译英200分+50分】『放松的世界远程教育』谈情说爱篇 200
极品女人之占便宜讲述：XXX，男，26岁我有一个朋友是个高产相亲女，她五官长得不算差，虽然皮肤有点黑。问起为什么总在相亲，而且为什么总是相完之后就没声音，她也不知所以。某...
极品女人之占便宜
讲述：XXX，男，26岁
我有一个朋友是个高产相亲女，她五官长得不算差，虽然皮肤有点黑。问起为什么总在相亲，而且为什么总是相完之后就没声音，她也不知所以。某一次听她说起一次完整的相亲过程，总算明白大概。
话说那天又不知道谁谁谁给她介绍了个男人，上午10点，约在了某咖啡店。第一眼见到那男人，她心里就犯了嘀咕：胖子！不但胖，还是个秃子！我不要！这一犯嘀咕，心里就有了老大不乐意，对方说什么也都提不起热情，一路应付下去。
眼看着一个小时过去了，对方看她总是意兴阑珊的样子，但是也没有离去的意思，就说：“差不多吃饭时间了，我们换个地方吃饭？” “好呀！”
她跟着胖男到了一家茶餐厅，两个人继续有一句没一句的，像陌生人搭讪似的。一顿饭也就在这样的来回中结束，看她坐着不说什么，对方男人只好说：“天气不错，北陵公园就在附近，要不我们去转转？”“好呀！”
“公园游”结束后，她站在门口依然没说话，男人四周看了看，说：“这个，那么我们到对面的冷饮厅休息一下？”“好呀！”……
“差不多晚饭时间了，要么在附近顺便吃个饭吧？”“好呀！”……
她讲到这里，我终于忍不住插话：“你既然早就一眼相不上人家，干吗还呆着不动？一大早到半夜10点的，哪有这么漫长的相亲？”“那，人家安排那么多活动，总要陪着完成啊。”“你是女方，你不表态，人家男人怎么好意思说结束？”
“怎么会？”……唉，原来是把相亲当成免费游乐日，低眉顺目不过是带点“有现在没下次”的占便宜心理。总算明白为什么她总是相亲不成功了。
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讲述：XXX，男，26岁
我有一个朋友是个高产相亲女，她五官长得不算差，虽然皮肤有点黑。问起为什么总在相亲，而且为什么总是相完之后就没声音，她也不知所以。某一次听她说起一次完整的相亲过程，总算明白大概。
话说那天又不知道谁谁谁给她介绍了个男人，上午10点，约在了某咖啡店。第一眼见到那男人，她心里就犯了嘀咕：胖子！不但胖，还是个秃子！我不要！这一犯嘀咕，心里就有了老大不乐意，对方说什么也都提不起热情，一路应付下去。
眼看着一个小时过去了，对方看她总是意兴阑珊的样子，但是也没有离去的意思，就说：“差不多吃饭时间了，我们换个地方吃饭？” “好呀！”
她跟着胖男到了一家茶餐厅，两个人继续有一句没一句的，像陌生人搭讪似的。一顿饭也就在这样的来回中结束，看她坐着不说什么，对方男人只好说：“天气不错，北陵公园就在附近，要不我们去转转？”“好呀！”
“公园游”结束后，她站在门口依然没说话，男人四周看了看，说：“这个，那么我们到对面的冷饮厅休息一下？”“好呀！”……
“差不多晚饭时间了，要么在附近顺便吃个饭吧？”“好呀！”……
她讲到这里，我终于忍不住插话：“你既然早就一眼相不上人家，干吗还呆着不动？一大早到半夜10点的，哪有这么漫长的相亲？”“那，人家安排那么多活动，总要陪着完成啊。”“你是女方，你不表态，人家男人怎么好意思说结束？”
“怎么会？”……唉，原来是把相亲当成免费游乐日，低眉顺目不过是带点“有现在没下次”的占便宜心理。总算明白为什么她总是相亲不成功了。
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1.回避汉语式的翻译，可自行调整，译文为英文。
2.要求文字简练，句子结构紧凑，语法正确，地道即可。
3.尽量回避难词，要求精准。
4.翻译佳者,我追加50分奖励. 展开
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1. To do at least one of the benefits of the poor: to know whether they really loved.
2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.
3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go.
4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graduation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.
5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.
6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.
7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.
8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.
9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance
10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.
11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.
MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.
13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.
14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.
15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best.
2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.
3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go.
4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graduation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.
5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.
6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.
7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.
8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.
9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance
10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.
11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.
MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.
13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.
14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.
15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best.
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Profiting of the best quality goods woman
Narrated: XXX, male, 26 years old
I have a friend am the high production intimate female, her five military iffucers must not miscalculate, although the skin is a little black. Why asks always in the intimate, moreover after why always, does not have the sound, she did not know, therefore. One time listens to her to mention a time complete intimate process, understands the general idea finally.
The words said that day did not know whose who who introduced a man to her, 10:00 am, approximately in some coffee shop. First sees that man, she has violated at heart the whisper: Fat person! Not only fat, bald person! I do not want! This violates the whisper, had the eldest child not to be glad at heart, opposite party said that anything could also not mention the enthusiasm, a group dealt with.
Was seeing one hour has passed by, opposite party looks at her always interest is waning the appearance, but has not departed the meaning, said: “the similar dinner time, we have traded a place to eat meal?” “good!”
She with fat male to a tea dining room, two people continue to have one not one, looks like the stranger to say something to smooth things over resembles. A food also in such back and forth finished, looked that she sits does not say anything, opposite party man has saying:“the weather is good, Beiling park in neighbor, or we transfer the extension?”“good!”
after “the park tours” had finished, she stands in the entrance has still not spoken, the man all around looks, said: “this, then rest we to the opposite cold drink hall?”“good!”......
“the similar dinner time, either while convenient has had a food in neighbor?”“good!”......
She talks about here, I cannot bear the digression finally: “you, since others, why aren't already staying motionless? Early morning to 10:00 o'clock at night, where has the such long intimate?”“that others arrange that many activities, must accompany is completing.”“you are the bride's side, you do not take a stand, how did others man feel all right says the conclusion?”
“how can?”......Oh, is originally regards the intimate the free amusement date, the low eyebrow is the belt spot “has now not next time” profits the psychology along the item. Understood finally she is always why on intimate terms is not successful.
Narrated: XXX, male, 26 years old
I have a friend am the high production intimate female, her five military iffucers must not miscalculate, although the skin is a little black. Why asks always in the intimate, moreover after why always, does not have the sound, she did not know, therefore. One time listens to her to mention a time complete intimate process, understands the general idea finally.
The words said that day did not know whose who who introduced a man to her, 10:00 am, approximately in some coffee shop. First sees that man, she has violated at heart the whisper: Fat person! Not only fat, bald person! I do not want! This violates the whisper, had the eldest child not to be glad at heart, opposite party said that anything could also not mention the enthusiasm, a group dealt with.
Was seeing one hour has passed by, opposite party looks at her always interest is waning the appearance, but has not departed the meaning, said: “the similar dinner time, we have traded a place to eat meal?” “good!”
She with fat male to a tea dining room, two people continue to have one not one, looks like the stranger to say something to smooth things over resembles. A food also in such back and forth finished, looked that she sits does not say anything, opposite party man has saying:“the weather is good, Beiling park in neighbor, or we transfer the extension?”“good!”
after “the park tours” had finished, she stands in the entrance has still not spoken, the man all around looks, said: “this, then rest we to the opposite cold drink hall?”“good!”......
“the similar dinner time, either while convenient has had a food in neighbor?”“good!”......
She talks about here, I cannot bear the digression finally: “you, since others, why aren't already staying motionless? Early morning to 10:00 o'clock at night, where has the such long intimate?”“that others arrange that many activities, must accompany is completing.”“you are the bride's side, you do not take a stand, how did others man feel all right says the conclusion?”
“how can?”......Oh, is originally regards the intimate the free amusement date, the low eyebrow is the belt spot “has now not next time” profits the psychology along the item. Understood finally she is always why on intimate terms is not successful.
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Need to take advantage of a woman's
About: XXX, male, 26 years old
I have a friend who is a high-yielding female blind date, she is not bad looking facial features, though somewhat dark skin. Asked why the total in the blind date, but why not after but always in relation to voice, she did not know why. A time to listen to her talk about a blind date a complete process, probably at least understand.
谁谁saying the other day who did not know her introduce a Man, 10 o'clock, about a certain coffee shop. First saw the man, she violated the whispered: fat! Not only fat, or a bald pate! I do not want to! Whispered the guilty heart, there will be a boss was not happy, they say whatever they have mentioned it can not afford to warm, all the way to deal with it.
Watch an hour later, she always look the other way lost their interests, but did not mean to leave, said: "almost dinner time, we change places to eat?" "Nice!"
Fat man followed her to a cafeteria, two people did not continue to have a sentence, such as Chat-up lines like strangers. A meal will be in this back and forth in the end, she sat not watch what the other men had said: "The good weather, Beiling Park nearby, or we go around?" "Nice!"
"Park Tour" after the end, she still did not speak at the entrance, looked around the Man, said: "This, then we went to the Office of opposite cold break?" "Nice!" ... ...
"Almost dinner time, or passing in the vicinity of rice to eat, right?" "Nice!" ... ...
She talked about here, I finally could not help but chipped in: "Since you do not long ago with a home, why not also stay fixed? Early to the middle of the night 10 points, how can there be such a long blind date?" "That, they arrange so many activities, must accompany the completed ah. "" You are a woman, you do not stand a Man how people say the end of the nerve? "
"How can?" ... ... Oh, it was the blind date as a free day's play, Shun低眉head is a bit "not now have the next" to take advantage of the psychological. Finally understand why she was always the unsuccessful blind date.
About: XXX, male, 26 years old
I have a friend who is a high-yielding female blind date, she is not bad looking facial features, though somewhat dark skin. Asked why the total in the blind date, but why not after but always in relation to voice, she did not know why. A time to listen to her talk about a blind date a complete process, probably at least understand.
谁谁saying the other day who did not know her introduce a Man, 10 o'clock, about a certain coffee shop. First saw the man, she violated the whispered: fat! Not only fat, or a bald pate! I do not want to! Whispered the guilty heart, there will be a boss was not happy, they say whatever they have mentioned it can not afford to warm, all the way to deal with it.
Watch an hour later, she always look the other way lost their interests, but did not mean to leave, said: "almost dinner time, we change places to eat?" "Nice!"
Fat man followed her to a cafeteria, two people did not continue to have a sentence, such as Chat-up lines like strangers. A meal will be in this back and forth in the end, she sat not watch what the other men had said: "The good weather, Beiling Park nearby, or we go around?" "Nice!"
"Park Tour" after the end, she still did not speak at the entrance, looked around the Man, said: "This, then we went to the Office of opposite cold break?" "Nice!" ... ...
"Almost dinner time, or passing in the vicinity of rice to eat, right?" "Nice!" ... ...
She talked about here, I finally could not help but chipped in: "Since you do not long ago with a home, why not also stay fixed? Early to the middle of the night 10 points, how can there be such a long blind date?" "That, they arrange so many activities, must accompany the completed ah. "" You are a woman, you do not stand a Man how people say the end of the nerve? "
"How can?" ... ... Oh, it was the blind date as a free day's play, Shun低眉head is a bit "not now have the next" to take advantage of the psychological. Finally understand why she was always the unsuccessful blind date.
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