Question

英语听力100分

http://www.bilibili.tv/video/av202895/ 把视频里面的英文句子写出来，不要中文翻译

Answer 1

SHUT UP！ I'm so bored, I just wish something supernatural would happen right now. What the hell? If you write the full name of a person in this book, that person will die in 5 seconds. The cause of death will always be suffocation. Ha, right~. Help, this man is trying to steal my purse. the name is Cecil adam, the most notorious handicapped bandit West of the Mississippi . Huh, let's see, Cecil Adam. nah. hm, I knew it was fake.. NO way！ Did that guy just choke himself to death? cool, didn't think that was possible. Sweet mother of God. so you write any person's name in that thing, and they die? of suffocation. Like, they suffocate themselves? yeah, in anyway possible, I guess. I thought it was impossible to suffocate yourself. Yeah! Why don't you prove it. Write my name in there. Um,, Okay~ alright. Peter what's your last name? Peter! No, your last name. Peter! so your full name is Peter Peter? my parents are crack addicts. ah~~~ okay. Peter Peter? here we go! I knew your guys were full of (shit)

poo god! oh my god! (make it stop)! I don't know if i can! Oh my god Ian get rid of that thing! No! Don't you get it Anthony? With this book, I can change the world. I can rid this world of all the villains, serial killers, robbers, cast of the Jersey Shore. I am going to purify this world! Nobody is gonna get in my way! I AM JUSTICE！！ Quiet down out here! I can't hear wheel of fortune over your stupid laugh! You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom! You're gonna die, Mom! But that doesn't make any sense! I wrote your whole name on here! Look! My name's not MOM dumb ass! I called you Mom all these years and I don't know your real name? and you never will! muahahaha! Never mind that!Ｉhave work to do! (according to sources, every criminal in the world is now dead!) whoa! congrats man! that's great! It's not enough! But you killed every criminal in the entire world. That guy's looking at me funny! Looks pretty normal to me! I don't like it! I don't like it one bit!! That's better! He didn't even do anything. C'mon! He had a paddle stache! sure he's guilty of something! You have to stop this man! You can't play god anymore! Write the name of a person who is dead, and they will be brought back to life. Oh i see how it is!! You think you decide who lives and dies??!
You'll never defeat me! Yes! I will! Fine! You son of a bitch! What's that gonna do! You'll see! wait! No!! the old switch-a-roo! ahahahhahahahahahahhahhahaha