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急需一篇英文笑话小短文，字数大约100字左右，要带翻译的，谢谢啊

Answer 1

Xiaohua started to learn English about 6 months ago and is now eager to practice his English whenever and whereever he can. Today is Sunday, as usual, Xiaohua came to the central park to find chances of practicing his English. Accidently, he bumped into an American tourist.
"I am sorry," said Xiaohua.
"I am sorry too (two)," replied the American tourist. Thinking that using numbers may indicate the degree of apology, Xiaohua continued,
"I am sorry three." Confused by Xiaohua's remarks, the American tourist asked,
"What are you sorry for (four)?"
"I am sorry five," Xiaohua quickly replied.

晓华6个月前开始学习英文。他现在急于找机会练习他的
英文。今天是星期天，同往常（以往的星期天）一样，晓华来到了中央公园寻找机会练习英文。一u不小心，他走路时碰撞到了一位美国游客。
“对不起，” 晓华对美国游客说。
“我也对不起，” 美国游客对晓华说。
由于英文里的“也”与“2”发音相似，晓华以为在英文里，数字可以用来表达“更诚恳的道歉。 晓华接着对美国游客说，
”对不去3。“
对于晓华的讲话有点迷惑，美国游客问道：
”你为啥对不起。“
由于英文里的“为啥”与“4”发音相似，晓华立即回答说：
“对不起5。”

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

网上就有

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我帮你查了

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能帮忙找下吗，谢谢

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做完了给你查

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好的…

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就剩一点了

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好好

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中文意思也要写上吗

我只写英文行吗