Question

急需①个英语小故事!

各位同志们，帮帮我找①篇篇幅较小、并且是初②水平的啊！~谢谢咯！

Answer 1

Some words are true, it sounds very fake

A wife to call an architect, said that whenever a train passed, she would shake the bed.
This is nonsense! Architect replied that look at me.
Get an architect after his wife suggested that he lie on the bed I realized what the feeling of passing train.
Architects just go lie down, the husband of his wife on the back. He saw such a case, they loudly shouting: you are lying
My wife's bed Do What?
Architects timidly answered: * I said it was waiting for train, would you believe it?
【Sentiment】
Some words are true, it sounds very fake; some words are false, it is no doubt.

中文：
真话假话
一位夫人打电话给建筑师，说每当火车经过时，她的睡床就会摇动。
“这简直是无稽之谈！”建筑师回答说，“我来看看。”
建筑师到达后，夫人建议他躺在床上，体会一下火车经过时的感觉。
建筑师刚上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见到此情形，便大声叫骂：“你躺在我妻子的床上干什幺？”
建筑师战战兢兢地回答：“我说是在等火车，你会相信吗？”
【感悟】
有些话是真的，却听上去很假；有些话是假的，却令人无庸置疑。