Question

四人初中英语幽默小品要短的

Answer 1

Three explorers
There are three explorers found "valley of hope". It is said that you will be able to get what you want if you shout three things you want and then jump down the valley of hope. There is a love called out "the beauty, beauty! Beauty！ Beauty! " Jump to the valley of hope, get a lot of beauty. One of the other explorers shouted "love reading books! Book! Book! " Jump to the valley of hope, and get a lot of books. Finally, an explorer is a person but now irresolute and hesitant, but do not know what is good. He thought for hours, and finally knew what he wanted. But he just went to the edge of the cliff, he tripped over the edge of the cliff stone, fell off the bottom, shiguwucun......

中文：三个探险者

有三个探险者意外找到‘希望之谷’。传说喊三声你想要的东西，然后跳下‘希望之谷’就能得到你想要的东西。其中有一个探险者喜欢美女，就大喊‘美女！美女！美女！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多美女。其中另一个探险者喜欢读书就大喊‘书！书！书！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多书。最后一个探险家是一个优柔寡断的人，但现在却不知道要什么东西好。他想了好几个小时，终于知道要什么东西好了：还是钞票最管用。但是他刚走到悬崖边，就被悬崖边的小石子绊倒了，摔下谷底，尸骨无存。。。。。。